Every street has its shooting range

[MrPT]

This parking space is ours.

That's just one day's worth of damage! I cringe every time someone parks there... then wait excitedly for the next morning.

 

[Jamie W]

Ahhhhh!

Come to the coast then you can add seagull and heringull flavours to the mix. Oh and salt too!

 

[andysat]

Bloody ell!

 

[Maxsam]

Yep we have seagulls to deal with here, there like flying cows...!!!!

 

[Stuart Truman]

Wow! Under a telephone cable or similar?

 

[Maxsam]

 

[MrPT]

It's just a single tree, but it appears to host some sort of "poo & a chat" club for pigeons. There are loads of other trees along the road but for some reason this one is particularly bad.

I think if I lived on the coast I'd have to have a garage!

 

[MrPT]

I guess the one small mercy at the moment is that it's so bloody wet that the stuff never gets a chance to dry.

 

[bigdog]

I posted this to the other bird poo thread. May as well add it here.

 

[MrPT]

It was only a matter of time before someone parked a Zed near the bullseye...

 

[srhutch]

It needs a clean anyway.

 

[Anonymous]

Got my Z4 detailed yesterday, and when I parked at work this morning, I saw a seagull land on the adjacent roof and walk about. I'm sure he was waiting for me to go so he could fly above my car and empty his bowels. Will see when I finish work!

 

[MrPT]

It needs a clean anyway.

That is the first thing I thought too! Maybe I should leave a z4-forum.com flyer under his/her wipers?

 

[Bing]

Oh my word

My son has a swimming lesson every Monday evening at a local hotel. They have Peacocks. I did not fully appreciate until we started going there that Peacocks can fly. And that their sh*ts are the size of a small dog's turds. Seriously. The wife's car got hit once - horrible, horrible mess. So I have to be very careful where I park as there are loads of trees...