That's a shame, credit for trying though.
I wonder if one of these would help with our objective... It would at least allow to add a cone filter, which you can't do with he current airbox\MAF.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bosch-MAF-Mass-Air-Flow-Sensor-Fits-BMW-3-E90-E91-1-E81-E87-X3-E83-Z4-E85/302943023982?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D8b61453a1d3b4776a969d560f8b6caa2%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D113557447863%26itm%3D302943023982&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A621232ff-50a0-11e9-840a-74dbd1807cc2%7Cparentrq%3Abfa642881690aa15ad8c6cbbfff99819%7Ciid%3A1