Only in America 
[maybe]
"A rapid, unexplained, disassembly" - watching a Porsche on circuit exhibiting an Immense amount of smoke - i.e. the engine has blown
So later, and a fan twittered in ....
"Unintentional four-legged passenger acquisition" - after listening to the driver explaining why his car had had to retire ..... they hit a possum
[maybe]"A rapid, unexplained, disassembly" - watching a Porsche on circuit exhibiting an Immense amount of smoke - i.e. the engine has blown
So later, and a fan twittered in ....
"Unintentional four-legged passenger acquisition" - after listening to the driver explaining why his car had had to retire ..... they hit a possum