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Greytay

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Does anyone else have problems with CATS.....no not catalytic converters...just f*ck*ing CATS

There is a bloody great big ginger and white one that insists on sleeping on the roof of the car and leaving hair everywhere.

its not that i mind cats............( albeit they are the spawn of the devil and should all be drowned at birth.) Its just this particular one.

I have had a couple of ideas.....

1, buy a coupe.
2, buy an AK47
3. put the cover on!!!!!

But one is immoral, one is illegal, (and will defeat the objective and leave the car looking sh*t) and the other is a pain in the buttocks.....(you pick your own order.) :oops:

Does anyone else have this problem...... or a solution........ as a black car with a black roof with ginger and blonde highlights is not a good look........
 
buy a coupe :thumbsup:

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Citrus wax and coyote urine................

have you tried finding a coyote in Devon!!! :roll:
 
throw water on it whilst it sleeps - it won't come back in a hurry..... and if he does ....... do it again :evil: (it will get the idea in the end - cats are actually very intelligent)
 
just wait til they grow thumbs and can open the door..... then you will be in trouble... :D
 
Empty can of sardines, cod liver oil, cat goes home, has amazing bout of the runs , cat doesn't get let out again....
forget it, too hard on the cat.
Paint ball gun...too nasty.
Try mousetraps all around the car....nope, that's to keep them out of the flower beds.

Try nabbing the cat (it is a cute one anyway) and keeping it in your house. Kidnap er I mean adopting a stray is looked at quite fondly in most circles

PS: we have a few coyotes around here but it's damned hard getting them to piss in a jar..... :rofl:
 
Front Parking sensors......check
Rear Parking sensors.......check
Rain Sensor..................check
Lighting Sensor..............check
Oil Sensor....................check
Tyre Sensor..................check
Cat repellent sensor.......you what!!!!!!!!
 
Im serious mate,they do them in BnQ and the Range so i expect other garden outlets may do them,his are battery operated motion sensing,that emit a tone that makes the cats jump and leave pronto.
 
mcbeee said:
ronk said:
Mothballs!

Leave them around and about where you park - they dont like the stink.
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Yeah, I've heard that works well :thumbsup:
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Trouble is every time you walk up to the car you can't get rid of the feeling your mother in law is hiding closeby :(
 
Hire that old bag that was caught on film dropping the cat in the wheelie bin. This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYdUZdan5i8
 
roofless said:
mcbeee said:
ronk said:
Mothballs!

Leave them around and about where you park - they dont like the stink.
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Yeah, I've heard that works well :thumbsup:
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Trouble is every time you walk up to the car you can't get rid of the feeling your mother in law is hiding closeby :(
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:rofl: that's who told me it worked....
 
Ok I think i have now found out why the cat was sleeping on the roof......and i don't know which is worse....

Started the car up yesterday and there was a cloud of oily smoke from the engine.....popped the hood and could smell hot oil so phoned the garage as it had only had its inspection 1 last week......

Went straight down there and they had a look but could find nothing wrong............However....

He pointed to the engine bulkhead and said........you got rodent damage...........

The little mice had chewed large swathes of the sound proofing of the bulkhead....

He said they really like it and will eat through the lot.........but then it kills them.......and then to cheer me up he said they had a Z3 in where a mouse had set up home in the air filter.....straw,seeds and all.....but was then sucked into the engine..........

Sooooooooooooo.......cat or mice.........

I thought it was a car not a flaming petting zoo......

Any ideas on stopping the mice that does not involve cats, moth ball and coyote urine.........and no my Zed does not smell of cheese......
 
Greytay said:
Any ideas on stopping the mice that does not involve cats, moth ball and coyote urine.........and no my Zed does not smell of cheese......
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The nursery rhyme "I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly" springs to mind.... :P
 
shotgun usually works but make sure there not near the car, otherwise a dog is a good deterent.................
 
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