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Even as a fat, capitalist land-owner, I have been unable to vote for this shambolic bunch of cretinous imbeciles for years. Can we now have them all removed bodily?
 
smorris_12 said:
Even as a fat, capitalist land-owner, I have been unable to vote for this shambolic bunch of cretinous imbeciles for years. Can we now have them all removed bodily?
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To be fair to them, they are doing everything in their power to help you lose the fat.........
 
Redundancy pay will be great, think of the benefits. A job for a month and for life police protection, invited to all events as a former PM, redundancy pay of unimaginable size.

Not sure about the speaker circuit for her though
 
Yep,
One minute in a job as cabinet minister or PM gives you a years pay or thereabouts
 
pvr said:
Not sure about the speaker circuit for her though
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If she doesn't mind being ridiculed, which she has got used to pretty quick anyway, she will get loads of offers as the 'stooge' on panel shows and the like.

How about an autobiography... "my life as PM". It would fit on a postcard. :thumbsup:

I still think she's fit though....just not fit for politics
 
MikeyH said:
Work on ‘Who’s line is it’, ‘The Wheel’ and ‘Blankety Blank’. Can’t be bad :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:
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She would do well on blankety blank, describes her brain, but she would steal all the bloody chequebooks
 
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