"BMW Z4 popular with vandals"

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 Notts/Bucks
Came second in a 'most likely car to be vandalised' survey

Daily Mail

1. Fiat 500 (3.62%)
2. BMW Z4 (2.97%)
3. Peugeot 207 (2.39%)
4. BMW X5 (2.37%)
5. Land Rover Range Rover (2.15%)
6. Volkswagen Beetle (1.88%)
7. Audi TT (1.64%)
8. Fiat Punto (1.61%)
9. Mini Cooper (1.54%)
10.BMW 3 Series (1.52%)
 
before its deleted I should point out that the list did not contain all the relevant facts .............

98% of the vandalism is inflicted on Z4's by ex girlfriends and scorned wives ...... this is because as everybody knows, Z4 owners have above average size knobs and are preyed upon for their wonderfullness by legions of brazen hussies .... it is only natural that a percentage of Z4 owners therefore will fall prey to these vixens and therefore end up incurring the wrath of their spouses ....... simples really.

That plus the increase in your desirability to bad girls icreases logarithmicaly with years of Z4 ownership. :D

the other 9 get vandalised because they deserve it ........ its like comparing apples and bicycles
 
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