Caddyshk said:
Grab a card off one of those card snapping illegals - call the number and have a good time
Call pizza hut as well, then report back here which one got to you first. I'm still dying to know.
For a good night, go to any club/bar and flirt with the ladies, most are uhm easy.
For a good place where locals go, find a place called Roadrunners. It's a pretty sweet uhm bar thing. A little off the strip, but hardly ever any tourists there so more good conversations with the ladies.
Strip clubs, spearamint rhino & little darlings. Little darlings you can't drink though.
Shows, blue man group, I liked the tournament at excaliber. Check out the sirens show at treasure island (on the hour after uhm 6pm I think-Note, you want to be closer to the white ship)
You could rent the lambo, but chances are you'll spend most of your time getting out into an area where you can drive it.
If you want to shoot firearms....wait nvm
You want to go shoot a gun (including
machine guns) check out
http://www.thegunstorelasvegas.com/gunrental.html
If you want to ski/snowboard on a mountain
http://www.skilasvegas.com/winter/index.html is about 30-40 minutes away from the strip. It's an OK mountain with a few runs. I'm not sure the prices on rentals though.
Like others have said, hook up with AJ he can show you around coughHooterscoughcough