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http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=21406&hilit=Suits+eh+overpaid
Well since then now working elsewhere, Went to the workshop at work today, we have 4 parking spaces outside the workshop and one of em is mine, turned round the corner to see 2 newstarts chatting away and one of them leaning his fat arse against my offside front wing.
This time I remained calm, walked over to him and said "nice car mate, how much did the detailing cost you"
He looked a bit puzzled by the detailing comment and asked what does that mean, I explained the principles and costs of detailing. His arse is still on my car at this point.
He said "Oh right, I'm not that into cars and this isn't mine"
I replied well if its not yours why are you sitting on it.
Shrugged his shoulders.
Then I let go at him.
I know its not your car, Its mine, and if your arse is still on it in 5 secs you will find yourself on your arse, he immediatly stood up and said "bit strong mate"
No said, Strong would have been to walk over without a word and knock you on your arse, I had the decency to offer you a warning, do it again and I wont give a warning.
He offered a very insincere apology
Unknown to me my boss was watching and heard the whole thing from the workshop door, He shouted over, you Don't F**k with Nosa's car, we all know that
the guy just grinned and walked back to work.
Later this afternoon one of his colleagues told me that he had said that he had a mind to key the car, I asked him to tell him to go ahead, as I have access to the security cameras and one is focused right on my car and has been for over a year. so keying my car would prove very expensive for him. and he should now be worried in case my car gets keyed outside of work because my first port of call will be his Jugular.
I am begining to think my car looks like a sofa :? :?
People like him should be taken outside and shot in front of their familys
http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=21406&hilit=Suits+eh+overpaid
Well since then now working elsewhere, Went to the workshop at work today, we have 4 parking spaces outside the workshop and one of em is mine, turned round the corner to see 2 newstarts chatting away and one of them leaning his fat arse against my offside front wing.
This time I remained calm, walked over to him and said "nice car mate, how much did the detailing cost you"
He looked a bit puzzled by the detailing comment and asked what does that mean, I explained the principles and costs of detailing. His arse is still on my car at this point.
He said "Oh right, I'm not that into cars and this isn't mine"
I replied well if its not yours why are you sitting on it.
Shrugged his shoulders.
Then I let go at him.
I know its not your car, Its mine, and if your arse is still on it in 5 secs you will find yourself on your arse, he immediatly stood up and said "bit strong mate"
No said, Strong would have been to walk over without a word and knock you on your arse, I had the decency to offer you a warning, do it again and I wont give a warning.
He offered a very insincere apology
Unknown to me my boss was watching and heard the whole thing from the workshop door, He shouted over, you Don't F**k with Nosa's car, we all know that
the guy just grinned and walked back to work.Later this afternoon one of his colleagues told me that he had said that he had a mind to key the car, I asked him to tell him to go ahead, as I have access to the security cameras and one is focused right on my car and has been for over a year. so keying my car would prove very expensive for him. and he should now be worried in case my car gets keyed outside of work because my first port of call will be his Jugular.
I am begining to think my car looks like a sofa :? :?
People like him should be taken outside and shot in front of their familys
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