700 Billion Dollar Joke
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cabrón [cah-brone']
noun
1. Buck, he-goat. (m)
2. One who consents to the adultery of his wife. (m)
3. El muy cabrón le robó el coche, the bastard stole his car (insulto). (m)
4. Brothel keeper; (And. Cono Sur) pimp; (CAm. Cono Sur) traitor. (Ante Meridian & Latin American) (m)
noun
1. Buck, he-goat. (m)
2. One who consents to the adultery of his wife. (m)
3. El muy cabrón le robó el coche, the bastard stole his car (insulto). (m)
4. Brothel keeper; (And. Cono Sur) pimp; (CAm. Cono Sur) traitor. (Ante Meridian & Latin American) (m)
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had
purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans
for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle.
one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had
purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans
for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle.
Sounds good to me.Citation 650 said:
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