With no apologies to Smokie.... :wink:
Driving Along With Eddie....
Stu Boy called 'cos he'd got the word,
And he said "I guess everyone's heard -
About Eddie"
Well Bing pulled to the kerb,
And he climbed outside,
The Welsh ladies couldn't believe their eyes
As a short fat Scotsman started to cry
"Where's Eddie"...
Oh, we don't know where he's heading
Or what he's gonna do,
We know he's got a satnav,
But he hasn't got a clue,
'Cos for twenty-four miles,
There's been no sign of Eddie.
Twenty-four miles and hoping all the while
To get him on the right track, maybe get to see his smile
Now we've got to get used to not driving along with Eddie
Eddie, where the f*ck is Eddie...?
Our Eddie got sad,
'Cos 'Donna's not here'
Someone offered to share,
But Eddie's not queer
...not Eddie
Well we turned left,
but Eddie went right,
then pretty soon,
he was lost from sight
...was Eddie
Eddie, where the f*ck is Eddie...?
Oh, we don't know where he's heading
Or what he's gonna do,
We know he's got a satnav,
But he hasn't got a clue,
'Cos for twenty-four miles,
There's been no sign of Eddie.
Twenty-four miles and hoping all the while
To get him on the right track, maybe get to see his smile
Now we've got to get used to not driving along with Eddie
But we'll never get used to not driving along with Eddie
Eddie, Eddie, where the f*ck is Eddie...?