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Post by john-e89 » Tue May 02, 2023 10:06 am

Wow.....all anyone did was clear up the idrive confusion to help the guy and Blackbay who said he was getting up to speed with Zed's.....He did seem to think he had the world's most powerful and best handling E89.... :lol: The incredible sulk...! :lol:

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Post by enuff_zed » Tue May 02, 2023 10:13 am

FFS!
Years I've been on the look out for a decent Joker/Timewaster.
Finally someone has one up for sale and he won't answer my calls!
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Post by MikeyH » Tue May 02, 2023 10:47 am

Something wrong, I can't see the advert. Has it been pulled for some reason or am I being thick again?
Now, Sterling grey Z4 2.2 with cup holders, stubby aerial and sport seats. Roadsters ‘cause they’re great with the roof down.
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Post by True-Blue » Tue May 02, 2023 11:04 am

MikeyH wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 10:47 am Something wrong, I can't see the advert. Has it been pulled for some reason or am I being thick again?
The OP was confusing iDRIVE with WarpDrive… resulting in catastrophic sense of humour failure :|
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Post by pvr » Tue May 02, 2023 11:09 am

I blame Pondy - he called his wife fat :evil:
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Post by Z450 » Tue May 02, 2023 12:21 pm

It was all a bit odd!!

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Post by Sidewaze Samm » Tue May 02, 2023 12:26 pm

enuff_zed wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 10:13 am FFS!
Years I've been on the look out for a decent Joker/Timewaster.
Finally someone has one up for sale and he won't answer my calls!
:rofl:
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Post by pvr » Tue May 02, 2023 12:40 pm

SNP party political broadcast to fund the missing 600 + 400k
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Post by john-e89 » Tue May 02, 2023 2:00 pm

pvr wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 11:09 am I blame Pondy - he called his wife fat :evil:
We need to inform medical personnel, might be useful for them to know how or if a man can recover from having his man plumbs ripped out with a garden fork. :cry:
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Post by pvr » Tue May 02, 2023 3:06 pm

john-e89 wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 2:00 pm
pvr wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 11:09 am I blame Pondy - he called his wife fat :evil:
We need to inform medical personnel, might be useful for them to know how or if a man can recover from having his man plumbs ripped out with a garden fork. :cry:
Sounds like one of your usual accidents John :evil:
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Post by Scubaregs » Tue May 02, 2023 3:45 pm

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Post by blackbay54 » Tue May 02, 2023 4:01 pm

Glad it wasn't just me then - I just asked a question as politely as possible and he didn't seem to like it! The way he reacted made me think it was an obvious/silly question

Don't understand the aggression - he's got a great car to sell - be nice and you'll probably get some interest!

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Post by MikeyH » Tue May 02, 2023 4:10 pm

Still can't see the bl**dy advert :thumbsdown:
Now, Sterling grey Z4 2.2 with cup holders, stubby aerial and sport seats. Roadsters ‘cause they’re great with the roof down.
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Post by pvr » Tue May 02, 2023 4:15 pm

MikeyH wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 4:10 pm Still can't see the bl**dy advert :thumbsdown:
He deleted it.

It was a 410 bhp black Z4 35i, manual. It was "sick" and drove like no other and anybody asking questions was stupid basically.

We never found out if it had iDrive as that was asking about the size of his manhood I think.
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Post by Scubaregs » Tue May 02, 2023 4:16 pm

pvr wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 4:15 pm It was "sick"
Covid?
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