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Post by Smartbear » Wed Mar 15, 2023 6:13 pm

Stu Boy wrote: Wed Mar 15, 2023 10:19 am Oh dear :( That is a very coked up piston and a broken con rod :o Did the big end seize?
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Hi Stu, it’s difficult to tell as the big end is no longer there! :rofl:
The piston wasn’t really very sooted up, they’re Teflon coated & look dark even when brand new
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Post by Smartbear » Wed Mar 15, 2023 6:23 pm

Pondrew wrote: Wed Mar 15, 2023 10:25 am
Smartbear wrote: Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:53 am I’ve had a bit of a mishap with the H2
Oh yeah, so you have! Is that what is commonly known as "throwing a rod"?

Presume the piston stuck in the bore? :?
Definitely threw a rod, i walked the road later on but couldn’t find the rest of the rod - it probably went through someone’s windscreen :oops:
No top end seizure, all pistons were free in their cylinders.
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Post by buzyg » Wed Mar 15, 2023 6:40 pm

Someone's been having fun. :cry:
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Post by Nanu » Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:39 pm

Chippie wrote: Wed Mar 15, 2023 10:51 am That’s my kind of work bench you have there Smartbear,👍, you’ve even got a kettle should the need for a hot drink take your fancy 😁.
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Post by Mr Tidy » Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:49 pm

Smartbear wrote: Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:53 am I’ve had a bit of a mishap with the H2
I think you are a master of the understatement Rob! :o

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Post by Pondrew » Wed Mar 15, 2023 9:38 pm

So Rob I presume that needs a whole new engine?
Where are you gonna get one? What's the plan? Really interested and gutted for you aswell! :cry:
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.

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Post by Smartbear » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:00 am

Pondrew wrote: Wed Mar 15, 2023 9:38 pm So Rob I presume that needs a whole new engine?
Where are you gonna get one? What's the plan? Really interested and gutted for you aswell! :cry:
I’ve got the main components sorted out, waiting for a couple more bits & i can reassemble the engine
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Post by Smartbear » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:01 am

The replacement cylinder had some fin damage, now repaired
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Post by Smartbear » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:03 am

Replacement crankshaft is being reconditioned as i type :)
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Post by Pondrew » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:09 am

Smartbear wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:00 am I’ve got the main components sorted out, waiting for a couple more bits & i can reassemble the engine
Is that all eBay (or the like), or are there sellers of used engine parts?
Presuming the parts are not cheap, as they must be rare now? Obviously one less 500 block in the world! Sorry bad taste! :oops:
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Post by Smartbear » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:19 am

Pondrew wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:09 am
Smartbear wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:00 am I’ve got the main components sorted out, waiting for a couple more bits & i can reassemble the engine
Is that all eBay (or the like), or are there sellers of used engine parts?
Presuming the parts are not cheap, as they must be rare now?
H2 spares are available on eBay but they’re very rare & you pay a premium for them - i managed to source replacement crankcases, a crankshaft plus another cylinder from the owners club forum. (Ps, it’s a 750!)
I’ve also bought one of these things
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Post by Pondrew » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:22 am

Smartbear wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:19 am I’ve also bought one of these things
FFS don't blow that up!
Puppies and bikes; does the world get better that those?
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.

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Post by Pondrew » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:25 am

Smartbear wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:19 am (Ps, it’s a 750!)
That's what I thought! It was bloody Peter saying it was a 500! :roll:
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.

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E89 20i Now fully dried
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Mazda3 sold
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Post by MikeyH » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:29 am

Smartbear wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:19 am
Pondrew wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:09 am
Smartbear wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:00 am I’ve got the main components sorted out, waiting for a couple more bits & i can reassemble the engine
Is that all eBay (or the like), or are there sellers of used engine parts?
Presuming the parts are not cheap, as they must be rare now?
H2 spares are available on eBay but they’re very rare & you pay a premium for them - i managed to source replacement crankcases, a crankshaft plus another cylinder from the owners club forum. (Ps, it’s a 750!)
I’ve also bought one of these things
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Post by Smartbear » Thu Mar 16, 2023 10:16 am

MikeyH wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:29 am
Smartbear wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:19 am
Pondrew wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:09 am Is that all eBay (or the like), or are there sellers of used engine parts?
Presuming the parts are not cheap, as they must be rare now?
H2 spares are available on eBay but they’re very rare & you pay a premium for them - i managed to source replacement crankcases, a crankshaft plus another cylinder from the owners club forum. (Ps, it’s a 750!)
I’ve also bought one of these things
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That’s cute, what’s his/her name?
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