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Post by john-e89 » Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:19 am

Chris_D wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:06 am
john-e89 wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:02 am
Chris_D wrote: Sun Feb 26, 2023 11:54 pm Better than pi$$ing my pants, running away and then having a cardiac arrest like I can imagine would happen in your case Johnboy. Stick to falling off ladders mate.
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Post by enuff_zed » Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:12 am

Well it didn’t take long for someone to prove my implied point did it? :headbang:
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Post by inkey$ » Mon Feb 27, 2023 9:02 am

I must have not been around here when this john-89/Chris_D thing started. Can't decide if they actually hate each other it or are just mates having a pop.
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Post by john-e89 » Mon Feb 27, 2023 10:51 am

enuff_zed wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:12 am Well it didn’t take long for someone to prove my implied point did it? :headbang:
Chill Enuff.....just a bit of evening sparring.... :lol:
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Post by Chris_D » Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:57 pm

Me and John will have a proper straightener one day...then go for a friendly pint afterwards.
I'll chuckle at John's loose teeth falling into his pint and he'll chuckle at me holding an icepack to my balls cos that's probably all the little short-arse will be able to swing at. :lol:
Until then... as John says, it's just banter.
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Post by Pondrew » Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:19 pm

Chris_D wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:57 pm Until then... as John says, it's just SEXUAL CHEMISTRY.
Fixed! :D
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Post by MikeyH » Fri Mar 10, 2023 12:04 am

Pondrew wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:19 pm
Chris_D wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:57 pm Until then... as John says, it's just SEXUAL CHEMISTRY.
Fixed! :D
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Post by Chris_D » Fri Mar 10, 2023 1:26 am

Pondrew wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:19 pm
Chris_D wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:57 pm Until then... as John says, it's just SEXUAL CHEMISTRY.
Fixed! :D
haha, u silly tw@t.
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Post by Chris_D » Fri Mar 10, 2023 1:37 am

There's 'straighteners', then there's 'pikey straighteners' and then there's the primordial-style, limb-swinging free-for-all such as can be observed with a particular demographic up and down the land.
I'll bet my eye teeth that chap lying unconscious on the ground probably already had his pockets rifled multiple times by others claiming to be concerned friends. Concerned that is, about whether he had anything of value about his person to liberate from his possession whilst incapacitated.
Chortle. :lol:
I couldn't imagine John, or indeed myself lasting more than 10 seconds in this particular fracas.

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