Not joined yet? Register for free and enjoy features such as alerts, private messaging and viewing latest posts and topics.

Phone Scammers

Discuss anything non Z4 related here
User avatar
Chris_D
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 6615
Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 11:41 pm
Location: Mostly Holland. Sometimes UK.

Phone Scammers

Post by Chris_D » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:04 pm

Pondrew wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:57 pm
Chris_D wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:46 pm We not interesting in what you eating for dinner or about your holiday in Skegness.'
Overstepped the mark there.
Skeggy is a jewel in the crown of English seaside resorts. 32 flavours of ice-cream I'll have you know and tattoos for a fiver on the prom! :rofl:
Yeah, a real jewel these days with all those migrants flowing in!
Maybe that's why Scubaregs likes going there. I heard those Albanians will listen to anyone's boring stories for a fiver an hour.
:rofl:
E85 3.0i roadie (03) 'Benny'. E93 320d M-Sport Cabrio (11) 'Bob'.
Image
'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.

User avatar
pvr
Legend
Legend
Posts: 26215
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:27 pm
Location: South East UK

Phone Scammers

Post by pvr » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:05 pm

The best way to identify an Indian call is that you hear a little bleep on the line. As soon as I hear that, put the phone down.
Current:
911-50 Black - unique spec
X5M - 575 hp of fun in a V8
Abarth 595 Comp.
Golf Clipper - collectors item
Z4 3.0si Black Sapphire
VW ID.3

Previous:
Z4M Silver Grey - non flimper spec (gone to Bing)
Z4 3.0 Toledo

User avatar
Chris_D
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 6615
Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 11:41 pm
Location: Mostly Holland. Sometimes UK.

Phone Scammers

Post by Chris_D » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:17 pm

pvr wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:05 pm The best way to identify an Indian call is that you hear a little bleep on the line. As soon as I hear that, put the phone down.
How do you know that bleep isn't someone from the postcode lotterij calling to advise you that you won €3million years ago and finally tracked you down to the UK so you can claim it?
:evil: :lol:
E85 3.0i roadie (03) 'Benny'. E93 320d M-Sport Cabrio (11) 'Bob'.
Image
'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.

User avatar
pvr
Legend
Legend
Posts: 26215
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:27 pm
Location: South East UK

Phone Scammers

Post by pvr » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:23 pm

Well, unlikely as Indians can’t speak Dutch and Dutch people can’t understand Indian English so there is no chance that the Dutch lottery would use them
Current:
911-50 Black - unique spec
X5M - 575 hp of fun in a V8
Abarth 595 Comp.
Golf Clipper - collectors item
Z4 3.0si Black Sapphire
VW ID.3

Previous:
Z4M Silver Grey - non flimper spec (gone to Bing)
Z4 3.0 Toledo

Online
Pondrew
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 8424
Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:20 pm
Location: Spaldingski

Phone Scammers

Post by Pondrew » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:27 pm

pvr wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:23 pm Dutch people can’t understand Indian English
I work at the KLM offices at Heathrow. Lots of Dutchies (obviously) and lots of UK Asians with accents! They seem to do alright. :thumbsup:
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.

F31 320i. Good car.
E89 20i Now fully dried
Z3 'free litre'. Project and a half. Complicated!
Mazda3 sold
Tatty old R56 Mini Cooper. Money pit!

User avatar
pvr
Legend
Legend
Posts: 26215
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:27 pm
Location: South East UK

Phone Scammers

Post by pvr » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:35 pm

Pondrew wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:27 pm
pvr wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:23 pm Dutch people can’t understand Indian English
I work at the KLM offices at Heathrow. Lots of Dutchies (obviously) and lots of UK Asians with accents! They seem to do alright. :thumbsup:
International travellers indeed, not the general public who don’t get a daily exposure
Current:
911-50 Black - unique spec
X5M - 575 hp of fun in a V8
Abarth 595 Comp.
Golf Clipper - collectors item
Z4 3.0si Black Sapphire
VW ID.3

Previous:
Z4M Silver Grey - non flimper spec (gone to Bing)
Z4 3.0 Toledo

User avatar
obewan
Senior Member
Senior Member
Posts: 1537
Joined: Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:53 pm
Location: End of A590 cul de sac (South Cumbria)

Phone Scammers

Post by obewan » Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:04 pm

I love stringing them along if I have time on my hands, otherwise I just say 'I bet your parents are really proud of you' and hang up

On a more serious note my elderly mum was getting loads of them and she was constantly asking me if she had Amazon Prime or an internet connection - she has neither.
TPS wasn't stopping them either.

I bought a her Phone that requires a PIN number (advised in a answering message) to be entered by the caller to get through if their number is not in the the phones contact list

It works an absolute treat, obviously recorded robot calls can't, scammers or cold callers can't be ar$ed, genuine callers do.
She's not had an unwanted call since she got it
E89 2.0 SDrive MSport
Honda CB500F.
Gone but not forgotten E85 2.0 MSport

User avatar
ronk
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 14219
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:50 am
Location: Durham

Phone Scammers

Post by ronk » Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:09 pm

I think that's the problem - we are ok now while we are still 'with it' and can often have a bit fun with these calls but add a few years and we all tend to go off the the boil - that's where the bar stewards claim their victims. :thumbsdown:
You don't stop playing when you get old - You get old when you stop playing!
So I bought a 35is with all the toys to play with. :thumbsup:

Online
Pondrew
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 8424
Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:20 pm
Location: Spaldingski

Phone Scammers

Post by Pondrew » Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:38 pm

ronk wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:09 pm I think that's the problem - we are ok now while we are still 'with it' and can often have a bit fun with these calls but add a few years and we all tend to go off the the boil - that's where the bar stewards claim their victims.
Exactly. You would think this type of behaviour would be made illegal by the Gov, but guess who sells our details to these people? Yep the UK Government. I read somewhere the UK Gov is the largest retailer of database information on it's citizens. You can bet they won't be fussy who they sell it to.
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.

F31 320i. Good car.
E89 20i Now fully dried
Z3 'free litre'. Project and a half. Complicated!
Mazda3 sold
Tatty old R56 Mini Cooper. Money pit!

User avatar
MikeyH
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 4836
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 10:57 pm
Location: Devon

Phone Scammers

Post by MikeyH » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:11 am

Pondrew wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:38 pm
ronk wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:09 pm I think that's the problem - we are ok now while we are still 'with it' and can often have a bit fun with these calls but add a few years and we all tend to go off the the boil - that's where the bar stewards claim their victims.
Exactly. You would think this type of behaviour would be made illegal by the Gov, but guess who sells our details to these people? Yep the UK Government. I read somewhere the UK Gov is the largest retailer of database information on it's citizens. You can bet they won't be fussy who they sell it to.
Got to find the money from somewhere to pay all these people wanting pay rises somehow :thumbsup:
Now, Sterling grey Z4 2.2 with cup holders, stubby aerial and sport seats. Roadsters ‘cause they’re great with the roof down.
Ford Anglia, Red Sprite, a few MG midgets, MGB Roadster and yellow Ford Capri, all gone many years now.

User avatar
N4LLY
Senior Member
Senior Member
Posts: 2045
Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2018 12:11 pm
Location: Kent

Phone Scammers

Post by N4LLY » Wed Jan 11, 2023 2:24 pm

enuff_zed wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:50 pm Loving the fact that Chris_D and Scubaregs are having a personal cock-swinging contest in this thread, yet everyone else is carrying on like their posts are invisible. :rofl:
They are invisible to me :D (Chris-D that is)
Image

2014 20 M sport Valencia Orange

User avatar
Chris_D
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 6615
Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 11:41 pm
Location: Mostly Holland. Sometimes UK.

Phone Scammers

Post by Chris_D » Wed Jan 11, 2023 3:31 pm

N4LLY wrote: Wed Jan 11, 2023 2:24 pm
enuff_zed wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:50 pm Loving the fact that Chris_D and Scubaregs are having a personal cock-swinging contest in this thread, yet everyone else is carrying on like their posts are invisible. :rofl:
They are invisible to me :D (Chris-D that is)
insults4.jpg
insults4.jpg (12.92 KiB) Viewed 712 times
E85 3.0i roadie (03) 'Benny'. E93 320d M-Sport Cabrio (11) 'Bob'.
Image
'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.

User avatar
r2uzenblot
Member
Member
Posts: 269
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:39 am
Location: Shropshire

Phone Scammers

Post by r2uzenblot » Sat Jan 14, 2023 10:01 pm

I simply say to the spammers' Hang on a minute I'll get him but I have to warn you he does suffer from Tourettes'. Then we have some fun.............
2023 G29 20i M Sport Portimao Blue
2021 Triumph Tiger GT Pro
2008 Triumph Sprint ST
2020 Cube Hybrid
1954 Two feet

User avatar
MikeyH
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 4836
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 10:57 pm
Location: Devon

Phone Scammers

Post by MikeyH » Sat Jan 14, 2023 11:48 pm

I used to keep them chatting but the wife told me to stop as I had better things to do :rofl:
Now, Sterling grey Z4 2.2 with cup holders, stubby aerial and sport seats. Roadsters ‘cause they’re great with the roof down.
Ford Anglia, Red Sprite, a few MG midgets, MGB Roadster and yellow Ford Capri, all gone many years now.

User avatar
Owdgit
Member
Member
Posts: 348
Joined: Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:35 pm
Location: Warrington Cheshire

Phone Scammers

Post by Owdgit » Sun Jan 15, 2023 8:08 pm

I enjoyed the "It's about your accident sir".
My response was "It wasn't an accident, I meant to kill them". Usually ends the call.
I like to think I'm an optimist.

2010 Grey Z4 E89 N52 3.0 with stuff
2018 VW Arteon 2.0tsi daily workhorse
2020 KTM 1290 Superduke GT

Post Reply