I think I need a DNA test

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My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ).

Is your mrs super intelligent?
Rob

She married him!
What do you think?

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My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ).

Congratulations to the young lady. Considering the tough time this cohort has had preparing for exams those results are outstanding. So you see you have done something right in helping to produce a highly intelligent daughter. Unless, as you say, it was the postman.

[Scubaregs]

So you see you have done something right in helping to produce a highly intelligent daughter.

The most productive 37 seconds of his life.......

[buzyg]

Off to a good start.