I think I need a DNA test

[Pondrew]

My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ).

[N4LLY]

With you there. My daughter got a masters from Canturbury university In medical robotics
WTH !

[Smartbear]

My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ).

Is your mrs super intelligent?
Rob

[Argyll Andy]

My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ).

Is your mrs super intelligent?
Rob

Don’t know but the postman at the time was in Mensa

Oh and congrats to your daughter.

Mine’s has just graduated with 2 1st’s I want a dna test for her mother

[Pondrew]

Is your mrs super intelligent?
Rob

She married me, so I'm going to say....no!

[Pondrew]

With you there. My daughter got a masters from Canturbury university In medical robotics

And you can't even spell Canterbury
You want to see if we can get a 2 for 1 on a test?

[Scubaregs]

Is the DNA test to prove you’re human Pondy?

[Dav the wheel nut]

I got a 25 yard breast stroke certificate

[Pondrew]

She's doing 'A' levels in Latin, German and 'classics'. Hoping she will work in a garden centre in Munich and be able to service her Triumph Stag.

[Pondrew]

I got a 25 yard breast stroke certificate

I can't even swim, either.

[Pondrew]

Is the DNA test to prove you’re human Pondy?

I am not going to dignify that with a response..............oh hang on I just have.
Do you see my point?

[N4LLY]

With you there. My daughter got a masters from Canturbury university In medical robotics

And you can't even spell Canterbury
You want to see if we can get a 2 for 1 on a test?

Exactly my point

[Pondrew]

Exactly my point

[Reamesy]

My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ).

Fantastic achievement. Hopefully she will go on to do go things. Education and wisdom are a powerful tool set

[Pondrew]

Fantastic achievement.

Thank you. She is so humble that she is embarrassed to tell anyone.
Not me, though!