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Post by enuff_zed » Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:58 pm

Chris_D wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 12:50 pm I could help you identify spome of the handbag-swinging old ladies of the forum, but I see they've all responded in this thread already.
Well they have now. Thank you. :thumbsup:
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Post by john-e89 » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:24 pm

Swing by the Peak District next time you’re round this way Lenny….I’ll talk to your face .
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Post by Chris_D » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:26 pm

enuff_zed wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:58 pm
Chris_D wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 12:50 pm I could help you identify spome of the handbag-swinging old ladies of the forum, but I see they've all responded in this thread already.
Well they have now. Thank you. :thumbsup:
No dear, you have actually already responded. See page 2.
I know, it's just awful how forgetfulness creeps up on you in old age isn't it!
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Post by Chris_D » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:28 pm

john-e89 wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:24 pm Swing by the Peak District next time you’re round this way Lenny….I’ll talk to your face .
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Post by Scubaregs » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:35 pm

Chris_D, I'm genuinely curious about this, are you a natural born complete and utter Bellend, or has it taken decades of dedicated practice to reach this unprecedented level?
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Post by buzyg » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:37 pm

Scubaregs wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:35 pm Chris_D, I'm genuinely curious about this, are you a natural born complete and utter Bellend, or has it taken decades of dedicated practice to reach this unprecedented level?
Remember Chris has been taught by the best. Right from school. :wink:
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Post by Chris_D » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:45 pm

buzyg wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:37 pm
Scubaregs wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:35 pm Chris_D, I'm genuinely curious about this, are you a natural born complete and utter Bellend, or has it taken decades of dedicated practice to reach this unprecedented level?
Remember Chris has been taught by the best. Right from school. :wink:
These old ladies just can't handle the vitriolic Scouse brand of banter Buzylar...and just end up resorting to handbag-swinging, as is their usual M.O.
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I think you old dears need to optimise for snappier comebacks. Maybe a strategy-meeting down at the bingo over a plate of pie and chips this Friday?
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Post by john-e89 » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:45 pm

No wonder you have to pay for sex…😆
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Post by Scubaregs » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:46 pm

john-e89 wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:45 pm No wonder you have to pay for sex…😆
With men.
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Post by Chris_D » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:47 pm

john-e89 wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:45 pm No wonder you have to pay for sex…😆
It's not as bad now your wife started giving me a discount John.
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Post by buzyg » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:55 pm

Scubaregs wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:46 pm
john-e89 wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:45 pm No wonder you have to pay for sex…😆
With men.
We're all safe then. :roll:
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Post by enuff_zed » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:56 pm

Chris_D wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:45 pm I think you old dears need to optimise for snappier comebacks.
I did! And it appears to have floated clean over your head.
Do keep up in the cheap seats. :poke: :D
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Post by john-e89 » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:57 pm

Told you before Lenny you weren’t nearly man enough for Lau…let alone anyone else. It’s no use sucking your thumb on a forum, go see someone. 👍
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Post by Dav the wheel nut » Mon Jul 25, 2022 3:19 pm

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Post by N4LLY » Mon Jul 25, 2022 3:22 pm

Just wanted to drop in an "Oh dear" before this gets locked :gfight:
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