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Post by Argyll Andy » Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:46 pm

mr.tourette wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:18 pm has anyone actually ever charged a phone the z4 cradle? :D
I used the one in the 35iS to hold and charge an iPod :D the G29 has wireless charging so I use it too :P

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    Post by grannyknot » Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:51 pm

    mmm-five wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:23 pm The duck pond on the back of the Z4MC...never saw a single duck in there :D
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    Post by mmm-five » Wed Jun 29, 2022 9:27 pm

    mr.tourette wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:18 pm has anyone actually ever charged a phone the z4 cradle? :D
    i used to, in the Z4MC back in 2008, along with the required BMW phone cradle for a Sony Ericsson K800, then iPhone 3.

    Had to swap to a 12v adapter once the iPhones became too big to fit in the centre console.
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    Post by Dav the wheel nut » Wed Jun 29, 2022 9:59 pm

    Lane departure warning on any Bmw because they only ever drive in the fast lane 😁

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    Post by MikeyH » Wed Jun 29, 2022 11:03 pm

    sars wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:27 pm Door storage bins on the G29, completely pointless :headbang:
    And same in e85
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    Post by MikeyH » Wed Jun 29, 2022 11:05 pm

    The boot opening button for the boot e85 when it’s easier to use the key
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    Post by buzyg » Thu Jun 30, 2022 1:59 am

    MikeyH wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 11:05 pm The boot opening button for the boot e85 when it’s easier to use the key

    I use of he bottom. Stop open boot using button then get out and go to boot. Key can stay in the ignition, unless for some odd reason I have the roof up. :wink:
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    Post by mr.tourette » Thu Jun 30, 2022 6:39 am

    Argyll Andy wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:46 pm
    mr.tourette wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:18 pm has anyone actually ever charged a phone the z4 cradle? :D
    I used the one in the 35iS to hold and charge an iPod :D the G29 has wireless charging so I use it too :P
    :D g29s dont count obvs :lol:
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    Post by mmm-five » Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:10 am

    Dav the wheel nut wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 9:59 pm Lane departure warning on any Bmw because they only ever drive in the fast lane 😁
    But they need that so that they can return to the fast lane once they've moved over to let an ///M go by :P
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    Post by Southwestz4 » Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:30 am

    enuff_zed wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 12:50 pm A steering wheel on a Capri!
    Direction of travel was only ever controlled by interaction between the throttle and the rear axle! :rofl:
    Haha been there ...done that :thumbsup:
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    Post by buzyg » Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:53 am

    Southwestz4 wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:30 am
    enuff_zed wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 12:50 pm A steering wheel on a Capri!
    Direction of travel was only ever controlled by interaction between the throttle and the rear axle! :rofl:
    Haha been there ...done that :thumbsup:
    You just reminded me of the Vauxhall Omega V6. Now that was a car that steered via the rear Axel. :lol: :driving: :thumbsup:
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    Post by Pondrew » Thu Jun 30, 2022 11:09 am

    pvr wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 5:10 pm Lane Departure Control, try driving with that on when on small country roads where it is fighting you for the steering wheel.
    That in conjunction with radar cruise and emergency braking makes it virtually impossible to overtake anything on a motorway. :?
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    Post by Southwestz4 » Thu Jun 30, 2022 11:22 am

    The 2.8i Capri was ' interesting ' in the wet :!:
    Spent more time looking at where I had come from rather than where I was going :dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy:
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    Post by MrPT » Thu Jun 30, 2022 12:22 pm

    Fog lights.
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    Post by MikeyH » Thu Jun 30, 2022 12:57 pm

    MrPT wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 12:22 pmFog lights.
    Yea front fog lights, don't think I have ever needed to use them on any car I have owned.
    Now, Sterling grey Z4 2.2 with cup holders, stubby aerial and sport seats. Roadsters ‘cause they’re great with the roof down.
    Ford Anglia, Red Sprite, a few MG midgets, MGB Roadster and yellow Ford Capri, all gone many years now.

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