What not to say

[Nanu]

Suspect you're right

[Pondrew]

I bet he says it very quietly

I bet his real life persona is the opposite of the online one

I'll take both those bets and give you 3 to 1 you're wrong.

I have a major flaw in my personality; I can't help but say what I'm thinking at any given moment. It's a bit like Tourette's Syndrome but I do it consciously and without the ticks. I promise it is a curse, not a talent.

The post above BTW was a joke, in the third person, as my wife is not fat. Admittedly she is built for comfort, not speed.

[Nanu]

Nothing wrong with being comfortable