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Crystal ball

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bobrobnz
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Post by bobrobnz » Sat Apr 16, 2022 7:48 am

So I asked my car

"Hey bmw, how much petrol do I have left"

It replied

" I don't know, I don't have a crystal ball"..

Has anyone else encountered strange voice answers?

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Post by buzyg » Sat Apr 16, 2022 8:12 am

Nope. :wink:
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Post by BeeEmm » Sat Apr 16, 2022 8:42 am

bobrobnz wrote: Sat Apr 16, 2022 7:48 am So I asked my car

"Hey bmw, how much petrol do I have left"
A diesel or electric car would easily answer that question, but you might not like the reply. :o
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Post by enuff_zed » Sat Apr 16, 2022 8:58 am

Soon after I got my new 1-series I asked it to tell me a joke.
The reply was "Surely you're not bored already? Have you tried Sports mode?"
:rofl:

Nice to know someone out there has a sense of humour.
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Post by Scubaregs » Sat Apr 16, 2022 10:26 am

I asked mine, "say good morning to the sexiest G29 driver ever"?

No idea what it replied, couldn’t hear a thing for Lynn laughing.

On a serious note, you can change the recognition word, which I have done to "Bitch", much to Lynn's chagrin. For some reason though it will often activate when Lynn is talking, even though she has not said anything that sounds remotely like bitch.
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