What to do if you have to jump off a 9 story building

clarker63 · Post by **clarker63** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 12:33 pm

if you've got to jump, aim for a BMW!

https://nypost.com/2021/10/07/new-jerse ... -on-a-bmw/

not for the fainthearted!

buzyg · Post by **buzyg** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 1:09 pm

Lucky Fecker.

Wasn't his day to go.

The cars going to need a new sun roof though.

Chippie · Post by **Chippie** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:17 pm

Thank f*ck he had his padded jacket on, lucky or what?

PerryGunn · Post by **PerryGunn** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:27 pm

Is that the US version of the Euro NCAP crash test?

Pondrew · Post by **Pondrew** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:36 pm

Even Robbi wouldn't be able to sort that roof out if it was an E89

BeeEmm · Post by **BeeEmm** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:23 pm

The driver of the BMW said, uhhhhhh.

Nanu · Post by **Nanu** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:09 pm

Imagine the insurance claims assessor, reading the circumstances of the claim.
Well I was just sitting in my car waiting for the wife to return from shopping when............

Mr Tidy · Post by **Mr Tidy** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:47 pm

Wow - it was definitely his lucky day!

I'm going to have to be careful where I park my 330i now.

BMWZ4MC · Post by **BMWZ4MC** » Sun Oct 10, 2021 4:56 am

The Weather Girls were heard to say, “Hallelujah!”

*it’s raining men

Bottom · Post by **Bottom** » Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:55 am

The jumper is not really that lucky, is he? He's going to be ruined for life by the time the US health "care" system has finished with him. Then the guy with the 3 series will be after what's left for damages.

In my former professional life I encountered a few people who had tried to commit suicide; who frankly would have been much better off if they had succeeded. I'll spare the details for the easily disturbed.

Doddsy · Post by **Doddsy** » Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:18 pm

You’d be absolutely gutted if your attempt at suicide had failed and you were surrounded by c**ts standing around recording. Hope he gets the help he needs

rdgreen · Post by **rdgreen** » Mon Oct 11, 2021 3:20 am

Doddsy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:18 pm You’d be absolutely gutted if your attempt at suicide had failed and you were surrounded by c**ts standing around recording. Hope he gets the help he needs

Amazing how they can record it all.... but offer no help. Reminds me of friends of my son who recorded film of a motorcycle going up in flames at a set of traffic lights. Four recordings and they all 'forgot' that there was a fire extinguisher in their car that may have put it out before it became serious.

Zulu4 · Post by **Zulu4** » Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:19 am

rdgreen wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 3:20 am
Doddsy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:18 pm You’d be absolutely gutted if your attempt at suicide had failed and you were surrounded by c**ts standing around recording. Hope he gets the help he needs
Amazing how they can record it all.... but offer no help. Reminds me of friends of my son who recorded film of a motorcycle going up in flames at a set of traffic lights. Four recordings and they all 'forgot' that there was a fire extinguisher in their car that may have put it out before it became serious.

I was thinking the same. How could they stand and take photos of a person who desperately needs help ?

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