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Z4MAD wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:28 am an Succubus paid a visit upon me

One would therefore assume that said Succubus has exhausted you to the point of confusing your grammar a little?

Z4MAD wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:28 am exonerate me for this most gravest of breaches concerning breeches.

Very good!

Dear Comrade enuff-Zed,

Nay, good sir, it is your goodself in making an critique of my grammar, have concocted an most exiguous single letter sort of miniature catachresis ......

Naturally, I shall bear you no ill will, or even the most minuscule of grudge whatsoever; but of course in the circumstances of the deshabille succubus had I made such an cataclysmic error as that inferred and implied, (which so easily could have happened given the circumstances of last night) I would have immediately craved your forgiveness.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD of Candlewick Cottage

Z4MAD wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:19 am Dear Comrade enuff-Zed,

Nay, good sir, it is your goodself in making an critique of my grammar, have concocted an most exiguous single letter sort of miniature catachresis ......

Naturally, I shall bear you no ill will, or even the most minuscule of grudge whatsoever; but of course in the circumstances of the deshabille succubus had I made such an cataclysmic error as that inferred and implied, (which so easily could have happened given the circumstances of last night) I would have immediately craved your forgiveness.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD of Candlewick Cottage

Being somewhat fed up with your inputs now, I am going to revert to language that the other members can understand more simply:

If you are going to talk bollocks, then at least do so with the correct grammatical use of the English language.

'An' before a vowel sound (note, not necessarily a vowel, but a word that sounds as though it starts with a vowel - an hour, for example)

'A' before a consonant sound.

Let me enlighten you further;
Many on here have formed the opinion that you are A t**t, whereas I believe you to be AN arse.

We seem to have a polarised opinion of this member, some find the posts entertaining, others extremely irritating. I suspect the number of the former to drop and the latter increase as time goes on.

Scubaregs wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:34 am We seem to have a polarised opinion of this member, some find the posts entertaining, others extremely irritating. I suspect the number of the former to drop and the latter increase as time goes on.

Wearing extremely thin now!

enuff_zed wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:39 am

Scubaregs wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:34 am We seem to have a polarised opinion of this member, some find the posts entertaining, others extremely irritating. I suspect the number of the former to drop and the latter increase as time goes on.

Wearing extremely thin now!

Now?

enuff_zed wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:31 am

Z4MAD wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:19 am Dear Comrade enuff-Zed,

Nay, good sir, it is your goodself in making an critique of my grammar, have concocted an most exiguous single letter sort of miniature catachresis ......

Naturally, I shall bear you no ill will, or even the most minuscule of grudge whatsoever; but of course in the circumstances of the deshabille succubus had I made such an cataclysmic error as that inferred and implied, (which so easily could have happened given the circumstances of last night) I would have immediately craved your forgiveness.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD of Candlewick Cottage

Being somewhat fed up with your inputs now, I am going to revert to language that the other members can understand more simply:

If you are going to talk bollocks, then at least do so with the correct grammatical use of the English language.

'An' before a vowel sound (note, not necessarily a vowel, but a word that sounds as though it starts with a vowel - an hour, for example)

'A' before a consonant sound.

Let me enlighten you further;
Many on here have formed the opinion that you are A t**t, whereas I believe you to be AN arse.

Dear Enuff-Zed,

Oh dear, I am so sorry that I have caused you to have been forced to utilise expletives, when but a little while ago I was showered with compliments. And yet I believe I have done nothing that is intrinsically wrong save for for the omission of, or an addition of, but one single letter the use of which we appear to differ. For myself, I am an logophile, therefore, never would I engage within an logomachy. I am so sorry that I have upset you as it would never be my intention to do so. For myself, I endeavour to be most careful in the handling of others, I never, ever, engage within altercations, even when they may be forced upon me; I resolve any issue within my own soul, by asking myself, "I wonder what sort of day a personage is having and what may be happening within in his, or her, life, to behave in such an tempestuous manner"

May I request, please, that once again you accept my most sincere apology for the offence I appear to have quite unwittingly caused to you.
Thank you.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

I still think the chap is an genius!

Pondrew wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:15 pm I still think the chap is an genius!

Well, reading your signature, you would.

Scubaregs wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:20 pm

Pondrew wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:15 pm I still think the chap is an genius!

Well, reading your signature, you would.

Pondrew wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:15 pm I still think the chap is an genius!

Gazooks! a genius per chance but zed less nevertheless

Nanu wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:34 pm

Pondrew wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:15 pm I still think the chap is an genius!

Gazooks! a genius per chance but zed less nevertheless

He will be seedless from now until eternity, if he ever finds one he wants to buy he will try and pay in groats and then expect a cost down as there is no oxen to make the wheels turn

Ole gits rule wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:42 pm

Nanu wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:34 pm

Pondrew wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:15 pm I still think the chap is an genius!

Gazooks! a genius per chance but zed less nevertheless

He will be seedless from now until eternity,

Bit rude Sean!

[/quote]He will be seedless from now until eternity.[/quote]

One can only pray..........