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Post by Chris_D » Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:06 pm

john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 9:52 pm
Chris_D wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 9:45 pm
john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 8:58 pm Ease up on him Scubes....into his fifties himself and all the nice girls go off with others for obvs reasons....he needs a shoulder to help with the 5tonne bag of spuds on his shoulders.... :thumbsup:
Oh jesus, the whole squad of old coffin-dodging bingo handbag swingers is here now.
I might have known you’d chip in at some stage John. Shouldn’t you be polishing your pushbike or falling off a ladder somewhere?
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Chrissy you weren't nearly man enough for her, she's gone, let it go and move on old boy....you ain't got much time left. :D
John, if only you had an idea of the totty I still manage to pull by staying single, keeping myself in shape, cycling a bit further than 4 miles and not falling off ladders etc.
As for my good ladyfriend Laura, we were only ever mates you gargantuan gossipmonster.
As for time left, yours was called ages ago fella! You’re deffo playing on into ‘extra time’ these days :P :lol:
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Post by john-e89 » Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:16 pm

Ok Chrissy....whatever you say :rofl: How much does all this "Totty" charge in Holland anyway..?


It's 23miles a day just to be pedantic, some with lekky help, some not....meh....I can't have a debate with a flat road cyclist can I.... :P
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Post by Chris_D » Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:31 pm

john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:16 pm Ok Chrissy....whatever you say :rofl: How much does all this "Totty" charge in Holland anyway?
Nothing John. I like to think that my suave, sophisticated and debonnaire demeanour, finely manicured tache, velvet pants and extraordinary talents in reciprocating pleasure in the bedroom is payment enough for any fine lady!
:lol:
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Post by john-e89 » Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:32 pm

Chris_D wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:31 pm
john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:16 pm Ok Chrissy....whatever you say :rofl: How much does all this "Totty" charge in Holland anyway?
Nothing John. I like to think that my suave, sophisticated and debonnaire demeanour, finely manicured tache, velvet pants and extraordinary talents in reciprocating pleasure in the bedroom is payment enough for any fine lady!
:lol:
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That's Tony Iommi that is....
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Post by Chris_D » Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:44 pm

john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:32 pm
Chris_D wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:31 pm
john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:16 pm Ok Chrissy....whatever you say :rofl: How much does all this "Totty" charge in Holland anyway?
Nothing John. I like to think that my suave, sophisticated and debonnaire demeanour, finely manicured tache, velvet pants and extraordinary talents in reciprocating pleasure in the bedroom is payment enough for any fine lady!
:lol:
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That's Tony Iommi that is....
It’s Peter Wyngarde, you muppet.
A man you couldn’t measure up to even if you were perched on sars and scubaregs shoulders while bouncing on a trampolene with a fire underneath it!
:rofl:
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Post by john-e89 » Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:08 am

Chris_D wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:44 pm
john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:32 pm
Chris_D wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:31 pm Nothing John. I like to think that my suave, sophisticated and debonnaire demeanour, finely manicured tache, velvet pants and extraordinary talents in reciprocating pleasure in the bedroom is payment enough for any fine lady!
:lol:
B2DCB3EB-7C07-4DD7-A381-1B198E2DC527.jpeg
That's Tony Iommi that is....
It’s Peter Wyngarde, you muppet.
A man you couldn’t measure up to even if you were perched on sars and scubaregs shoulders while bouncing on a trampolene with a fire underneath it!
:rofl:
I know it's not really T Iommi you senseless Scouse tit.... :roll: Was a lookalike thing.

You really did go to school with Cummings didn't you.....you're both planks....
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Post by Chris_D » Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:26 am

john-e89 wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:08 am
Chris_D wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:44 pm
john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:32 pm That's Tony Iommi that is....
It’s Peter Wyngarde, you muppet.
A man you couldn’t measure up to even if you were perched on sars and scubaregs shoulders while bouncing on a trampolene with a fire underneath it!
:rofl:
I know it's not really T Iommi you senseless Scouse tit.... :roll: Was a lookalike thing.

You really did go to school with Cummings didn't you.....you're both planks....
At least I went to school John, you illiterate twod. Not like you, sent straight down t' pit at 13 to shovel donkey sh!t. But there's nothing wrong with working your way up from the bottom. It's character-building in most cases, except yours perhaps.
:evil: :P
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Post by Scubaregs » Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:24 am

john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 9:52 pm Chrissy you weren't nearly man enough for her, she's gone, let it go and move on old boy....you ain't got much time left. :D
Must be a country and western song for that somewhere..........
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Post by pvr » Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:55 am

The original joke is great though Scub, didn't see that one coming :thumbsup:
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Post by buzyg » Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:58 am

Chris_D wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:44 pm
john-e89 wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:32 pm
Chris_D wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:31 pm Nothing John. I like to think that my suave, sophisticated and debonnaire demeanour, finely manicured tache, velvet pants and extraordinary talents in reciprocating pleasure in the bedroom is payment enough for any fine lady!
:lol:
B2DCB3EB-7C07-4DD7-A381-1B198E2DC527.jpeg
That's Tony Iommi that is....
It’s Peter Wyngarde, you muppet.
A man you couldn’t measure up to even if you were perched on sars and scubaregs shoulders while bouncing on a trampolene with a fire underneath it!
:rofl:
:? :D
I thought it was Jason King.
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Post by john-e89 » Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:44 pm

Chris_D wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:26 am
john-e89 wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:08 am
Chris_D wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:44 pm
It’s Peter Wyngarde, you muppet.
A man you couldn’t measure up to even if you were perched on sars and scubaregs shoulders while bouncing on a trampolene with a fire underneath it!
:rofl:
I know it's not really T Iommi you senseless Scouse tit.... :roll: Was a lookalike thing.

You really did go to school with Cummings didn't you.....you're both planks....
At least I went to school John, you illiterate twod. Not like you, sent straight down t' pit at 13 to shovel donkey sh!t. But there's nothing wrong with working your way up from the bottom. It's character-building in most cases, except yours perhaps.
:evil: :P
:rofl: Easy Lenny.....chill.... :lol:
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