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Post by Pondrew » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:47 pm

Z4MAD wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:05 pm
It may well prove to be the case as indeed some have already expounded that I may indeed be apocryphal.
So you're admitting you're full of sh*t?

It was fun (although hard work looking up some of the words for a numpty like me) while it lasted. :thumbsup:

The most articulate troll ever, possibly?
You say I'm a PITA as if it's a bad thing.

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Post by Z4MAD » Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:38 pm

Dear Comrade Pondrew,

May I trouble you, please, not to utter expletives,... it does rather offend me; it also lowers the tone and balance of the Forum.

I thank you so much in appreciation for your kind and indeed most careful restraint in regards to future posts within this compendium of utmost righteousness.

With kind regards,

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Post by Scubaregs » Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:44 pm

Dear troll, feck off.
Abstinence is fine, in moderation.

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Post by Z4MAD » Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:52 pm

Dear Comrade Scubaregs,

Good gracious, I am just so terribly surprised and yet so hugely enriched to find such a wonderful exemplar of monosyllabicism replete with an expletive; so puerile is its content that I wonder if perhaps you may be an infant who is staying up just a little too late?

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Post by Scubaregs » Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:00 pm

Dear troll, not even close but thanks for playing. Had you pegged from the very beginning, but was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

You have however completely removed that doubt and all that remains to be seen is how long you continue the charade.
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Post by Pondrew » Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:21 pm

Scubaregs wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:00 pm Dear troll, not even close but thanks for playing. Had you pegged from the very beginning, but was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

You have however completely removed that doubt and all that remains to be seen is how long you continue the charade.
He's going now Scuby, unfortunately. There's no point now is there as the game is up? It was quite entertaining but just got more ridiculous with every post. The last bombardment was just silly.
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Post by Scubaregs » Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:30 pm

PM’d another member right at the start saying he was a troll, probably one of the poorest ones I’ve came across tbh.

They are not hard to spot, not the most intelligent of creatures.
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Post by True-Blue » Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:09 am

Assuming the OP doesn’t depart this realm suddenly, I wonder if on his death bed he’ll reflect on the valuable time wasted typing all this bollocks when he could have being doing literally anything else? :roll:
Ditched one German mistress for another... currently dating a TTS Roadster :evil:

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Post by Scubaregs » Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:48 am

True-Blue wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:09 am Assuming the OP doesn’t depart this realm suddenly, I wonder if on his death bed he’ll reflect on the valuable time wasted typing all this bollocks when he could have being doing literally anything else? :roll:
Some people's lives are just so sad that this sort of thing obviously fills a void for them. I've got a mate in the states who is an absolute genius at unmasking these muppets, can find most of their history on the web, facebook, other forums etc. One guy was being dumb enough to have the same username on a forum for penile enhancement, he departed rather swiftly.
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Post by Nanu » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:26 pm

Scubaregs wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:03 pm
Nanu wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:00 pm Just in case I have unwittingly missed something, has anyone after 4 pages of this actually sold or bought a 35is, immaculate or otherwise?
One does not simply acquire such a carriage of distinction by simply perusing digital media. This is a quest, not a short journey to thy local marketplace.

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Post by enuff_zed » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:38 pm

Ah c'mon you lot. Admit that it was a giggle for a while.
Even though he ended up being the best contestant for any Shrove Tuesday, ergo, a complete tosser!
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Post by Scubaregs » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:44 pm

Guy was an utter
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Post by Big Bad Boris » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:46 pm

I agree, a complete an utter Chicken Orinoco :rofl:

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Post by Zedebee » Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:18 pm

Cock Womble?
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Post by Scubaregs » Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:19 pm

Zedebee wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:18 pm Cock Womble?
:thumbsup:
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