Found- the ultimate pickup prop

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Found- the ultimate pickup prop

Post by Jembo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:34 pm

So, on way to Sheffield via London from Kent by train to pickup wife’s new car.

Sit down with said rucksack below which originally had two of my climbing carabiners next to two different groups of women.

Cocky sexy looking one by the window looks over & says with a smile ‘So you’re a climber then?’

My reasonably loud reply, ‘Used to quite a bit, but now I mainly use these for when I have sex with my wife so she can’t escape.’

Strangely I now have the undivided attention of the group of 3 twenty somethings I’m sat next to & the ladies more my era opposite.

Next question from the table opposite ‘Want to share how you use them?’

My more quiet reply so they have to listen ‘I’m married, so you now have to pay for that kind of information, rather than a 1:1 or 1:many demonstration’.

Lots of chuckles, they’re all fully engaged...

Next question ‘So how do we know we’ll get value for money & will last?’

... when a group of women start to play they’re merciless

My reply ‘Well I’m on my 3rd climbing harness in two years, in case you’re bunny boilers provided we meet in an open public place I could always let you examine them.’

I’ve now lost both my carabiners as the two opposite have unclipped & playing with them - me & my big mouth!

Across the way ‘You have sex in a climbing harness?’

Me ‘Of course, the belt part just goes round your waist & the other part round your legs, full access. If you want to know more, you’ll have to buy one of the carabiners’

Original chic ‘You’re s right cocky bu&&er’’

Me ‘yes, I know. How much do you want to pay for the carabiner, they’re expensive you know’

... lots of giggles & further small talk, most enjoyable train ride to London I’ve had in ages, thank Fok Mrs wasn’t with me... what a crazy fun world, thank Fok I’m now sat on my own on the next train leg...
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Found- the ultimate pickup prop

Post by mmm-five » Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:45 pm

Will have to try that with my backpack...
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Found- the ultimate pickup prop

Post by Stu Boy » Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:54 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by Phoenixboy » Sat Aug 31, 2019 2:50 pm

sounds like my sort of day out :)
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Found- the ultimate pickup prop

Post by buzyg » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:48 pm

Love it. :thumbsup: I leave mine in the back of the daily with my rope and harness. They get more use from there. :lol:
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