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BMW modelled on God...
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- Lifer
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BMW modelled on God...
This similarity just struck me, bear with....(some t**t yuppie taught me that...)
BMW builds a car from scratch, let’s use the G29 as an example as it’s a Zed and new, most will by now surely know of its teething problems, brake ducts, screens, seat sensor etc, it happens with a new model, however, BMW wash their hands of it, don’t want to know, screw it, or make it so difficult to get the problem sorted it hardly seems worth it, if they sort it at all with the seat sensor trimming farce and brake ducts...
.....God, to those that believe, made man, (a complete load of bollocks as science has proved with carbon dating etc, evolution, brought on by the asteroid hitting earth approx 13.8 bill years ago (off the top of my head) and sent us spinning 23 1/2 deg off centre, thus gravity was formed etc, etc, etc, let’s ignore what made the universe as no one knows and it’s irrelevant here) so if this God made man then whatever form God takes made a lot of errors, we really don’t need to go into the countless atrocities over the thousands of years man has been Homo sapiens, we all know the horrors, and God does nothing about his creation either, if you’re going to make something, and errors will be made, that’s a given, but do something about them, don’t just say f**k it, not my problem.
You see the similarity..?
( I will admit I’ve had a hard day and made up for it with a couple.....of Vodka oranges...)
BMW builds a car from scratch, let’s use the G29 as an example as it’s a Zed and new, most will by now surely know of its teething problems, brake ducts, screens, seat sensor etc, it happens with a new model, however, BMW wash their hands of it, don’t want to know, screw it, or make it so difficult to get the problem sorted it hardly seems worth it, if they sort it at all with the seat sensor trimming farce and brake ducts...
.....God, to those that believe, made man, (a complete load of bollocks as science has proved with carbon dating etc, evolution, brought on by the asteroid hitting earth approx 13.8 bill years ago (off the top of my head) and sent us spinning 23 1/2 deg off centre, thus gravity was formed etc, etc, etc, let’s ignore what made the universe as no one knows and it’s irrelevant here) so if this God made man then whatever form God takes made a lot of errors, we really don’t need to go into the countless atrocities over the thousands of years man has been Homo sapiens, we all know the horrors, and God does nothing about his creation either, if you’re going to make something, and errors will be made, that’s a given, but do something about them, don’t just say f**k it, not my problem.
You see the similarity..?
( I will admit I’ve had a hard day and made up for it with a couple.....of Vodka oranges...)
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MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
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BMW modelled on God...
Can I suggest you have another couple of Vodka oranges
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SLT mapped to 365bhp
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- Lifer
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BMW modelled on God...
Yeah but tell me I’m wrong...
M roady...OEM CSL’s, strut brace, Remus back boxes, ZHP
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
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BMW modelled on God...
I think god gave more than 3 years warranty for his creation?
Rob
e89 Sdrive 20i, plenty of mumbo & good economy-the thinking bears z4
e89 Sdrive 30i, this ones busted, pass me another...
e85 3.0si sold
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- Lifer
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BMW modelled on God...
Nope nil poi Roberto....zero warranty
M roady...OEM CSL’s, strut brace, Remus back boxes, ZHP
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
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BMW modelled on God...
But still running after 13.8 billion years & no recalls
Rob
e89 Sdrive 20i, plenty of mumbo & good economy-the thinking bears z4
e89 Sdrive 30i, this ones busted, pass me another...
e85 3.0si sold
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- Lifer
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BMW modelled on God...
No recalls as he/she has seemingly washed his/her whatever, hands of us.
M roady...OEM CSL’s, strut brace, Remus back boxes, ZHP
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
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BMW modelled on God...
sold as seen mate.. feck orf
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BMW modelled on God...
Somewhere there’s a parallel universe just like ours but with Toyota badges.
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What was all that about ?
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Previous Zs
Stratus E86
G29 30i
1x Imola Z4MR
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Previous Zs
Stratus E86
G29 30i
1x Imola Z4MR
Alpina #019
10x E85 Se/Si Roadsters
2x E89's
Roof Motor Relocations (Bristol)