What essentials are always in your Zed?

Jembo · Post by **Jembo** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:17 am

Ewazix wrote: ↑Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:40 pm
Chris_D wrote: ↑Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:20 pm Sun cream
assortment of caps
1L oil in case top up is required
rubber mallet
length of marine/mooring rope
shag blanket
bottle of formaldehyde or naptha
cotton napkins
surgical gloves
condoms
rubber duck
antiseptic wipes

That is a deeply worrying collection

Must admit is my favourite so far, as totally mystified about the Rubber Duck... as not sure means the same as in the Urban Dictionary

Bing · Post by **Bing** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:41 am

ggmiller wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:51 am ....full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. And shades.

Hit it !

De ne de ne de, duh
De ne de ne de, duh
Mwahhhhh, ma ma ma maaaah meehhhh

Chris_D · Post by **Chris_D** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:38 pm

Jembo wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:17 am
Ewazix wrote: ↑Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:40 pm
Chris_D wrote: ↑Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:20 pm Sun cream
assortment of caps
1L oil in case top up is required
rubber mallet
length of marine/mooring rope
shag blanket
bottle of formaldehyde or naptha
cotton napkins
surgical gloves
condoms
rubber duck
antiseptic wipes

That is a deeply worrying collection
Must admit is my favourite so far, as totally mystified about the Rubber Duck... as not sure means the same as in the Urban Dictionary

I also completely forgot to add:

Jimmy Tarbuck's 'Big book of jokes'
Tom O'Connor's 'How to keep a captive audience entertained'
Tickling stick

This should make the complete collection of items a little more understandable, i.e. it's not an abduction kit.
Well it is sort of, but not in the Peter Sutcliffe modus.

Cees Klumper · Post by **Cees Klumper** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:08 pm

The key
Me
My wife or my girlfriend
Suntan lotion

Smartbear · Post by **Smartbear** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:39 pm

Cees Klumper wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:08 pm The key
Me
My wife or my girlfriend
Suntan lotion

I hope they both don’t read the forum

Rob

Jembo · Post by **Jembo** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:32 pm

Smartbear wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:39 pm
Cees Klumper wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:08 pm The key
Me
My wife or my girlfriend
Suntan lotion
I hope they both don’t read the forum

Rob

... if they do ...

Wildfire · Post by **Wildfire** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:27 pm

Sunglasses
Microfibre
Quick detailer
Aux cable
BT adapter
Tyre iron
Washer fluid
Water

Cees Klumper · Post by **Cees Klumper** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:25 am

Years ago the story goes that Italian police had to stop sending the photos taken by speed cameras of the front seat of speeding cars along with the ticket to the offender's home address, because too many of the wives would detect an unfamiliar (to them) lady riding in the passenger seat with their husbands.

Tinker15 · Post by **Tinker15** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:35 am

I’m leaving for France tomorrow in the E89 (700+ miles) and will be staying for 2 months. In the car will be:
1 litre oil
Cap
Wash mitt
Sunglasses
Leather
Micro fibre cloth
Tyre inflator
Slime
Rats tails
USB Charger & cable
iPhone holder
Wife
5 litres Dulux Silk emulsion (you should see the price of paint in France!)

Bing · Post by **Bing** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:14 am

So in the cabin :

Suntan lotion spray, plus a cloth for hands
Baseball cap & wooly hat
Pen & paper
Certificate of insurance
Sunglasses
Teeny allen key in case gear knob comes loose
Cloth for wiping up water ingress when the roof is down & it's raining
Phone holder & charger are 'installed'
Mini USB charger
Toll change

In the boot :

Side covers in the summer
Couple of hi-viz vests
Another baseball cap
Couple of microfibre cloths
Leather cleaning wipes
Latex gloves
1ltr oil
Puncture repair kit - slime includes compressor
Digital tyre pressure / tread depth monitor
Some spare bulbs & fuses
Picnic blanket & towel
Brollie
Probably other stuff I've forgotten

mr.tourette · Post by **mr.tourette** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:26 pm

mankini, flip flops, knotted handkerchief

Jembo · Post by **Jembo** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 2:15 pm

Cees Klumper wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:25 am Years ago the story goes that Italian police had to stop sending the photos taken by speed cameras of the front seat of speeding cars along with the ticket to the offender's home address, because too many of the wives would detect an unfamiliar (to them) lady riding in the passenger seat with their husbands.

Is this what you carry?

Understood was the French who had to make their Speed Cameras only rear facing because of this...

Jaw · Post by **Jaw** » Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:26 am

generally have a rain mac, hi vis, and the car's tyre kit but that's about it really..

That said the van is usually the opposite, battery pack, heavy duty trolly, bike ramp, ratchet straps, a coat, roal of garage cloths, some sort of bag, spare shoes, small tool kit, small detailing kit, wheel brace and there's probably more!

enzed4 · Post by **enzed4** » Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:07 pm

Hope
and a prayer,
but the rattle's still there.
Oh the despair,
It's just not fair...

Billbob10 · Post by **Billbob10** » Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:19 am

22 year old brunette with large basooms! Sorry my mind was wandering back 30,years ,!!

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