I wish I'd never ridden a pushbike to visit my step-daughter on Mother's Day 2013....
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I have posted about this before but here we go again...
It being Mother's Day, we decided to take pushbikes down't pub to see step-daughter for appropriate lunchtime celebrations... Unfortunately, on the way back, certain step-father clipped a kerb and ended up unconscious on the pavement with a nasty scalp wound
Cindy called an ambulance but, because we were just around the corner from home, and being a man and knowing best, I insisted that I was fine and was intent on getting indoors – I didn’t realise quite what a state I was in… until my loving wife grabbed me warmly by the throat and showed me... but being held by the throat did make things a bit more comfortable while I was getting treated by the paramedics.
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Even though I got knocked out, I managed to avoid a trip to hospital because Cindy’s a nurse and could keep an eye on me for 24 hours in case of concussion
This was my head after the paramedics cleaned away most of the blood - Cindy said that, when the edges were pulled apart you could see bone....

I've still got a nice scar to remind me of my stupidity...
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