The perils of warm weather and a soft top...
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:41 am
Well, the weather has finally sorted itself out here in the UK, and I have been driving with the roof down.
On Friday, my wife and I were driving along, and were stuck in a bit of traffic.....roof down. Suddenly a sea gull that had obviously spent the last month being severely constipated decided to deposit it's rather large load all over the car and all over us, giving a liberal coating to the bonet, windscreen, down my neck and across my wife's face and over the backs of the seats.
Oh well, gave me an axcuse to wash the car again!!!
On Friday, my wife and I were driving along, and were stuck in a bit of traffic.....roof down. Suddenly a sea gull that had obviously spent the last month being severely constipated decided to deposit it's rather large load all over the car and all over us, giving a liberal coating to the bonet, windscreen, down my neck and across my wife's face and over the backs of the seats.
Oh well, gave me an axcuse to wash the car again!!!
. Oh and never forget it was all your fault. 
They say it is luck, so... 
Alas the subtleties of the English language where never far up the agenda in a dyslexic Scouser's education.