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The perils of warm weather and a soft top...
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The perils of warm weather and a soft top...
Well, the weather has finally sorted itself out here in the UK, and I have been driving with the roof down.
On Friday, my wife and I were driving along, and were stuck in a bit of traffic.....roof down. Suddenly a sea gull that had obviously spent the last month being severely constipated decided to deposit it's rather large load all over the car and all over us, giving a liberal coating to the bonet, windscreen, down my neck and across my wife's face and over the backs of the seats.
Oh well, gave me an axcuse to wash the car again!!!
On Friday, my wife and I were driving along, and were stuck in a bit of traffic.....roof down. Suddenly a sea gull that had obviously spent the last month being severely constipated decided to deposit it's rather large load all over the car and all over us, giving a liberal coating to the bonet, windscreen, down my neck and across my wife's face and over the backs of the seats.
Oh well, gave me an axcuse to wash the car again!!!
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Buy a lottery ticket.Robsterrob wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:41 am Well, the weather has finally sorted itself out here in the UK, and I have been driving with the roof down.
On Friday, my wife and I were driving along, and were stuck in a bit of traffic.....roof down. Suddenly a sea gull that had obviously spent the last month being severely constipated decided to deposit it's rather large load all over the car and all over us, giving a liberal coating to the bonet, windscreen, down my neck and across my wife's face and over the backs of the seats.
Oh well, gave me an axcuse to wash the car again!!!
Same thing happened to step-daughters Mother-in-Law and the next day she won £6 million!
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That's the penalty for driving a convertible with rear seats.
The car may be clean again, but has your other half stopped reminding you yet . Oh and never forget it was all your fault.
The car may be clean again, but has your other half stopped reminding you yet . Oh and never forget it was all your fault.
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Hahaahahahaha They say it is luck, so...
Current fleet
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BMW Z4 (E85) 2.5i 5-speed manual
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G29? Have I missed something? Or does it have a 'dickie seat' in the boot?
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He said the backs of the seats, not the back seats.
I used to have two boys and a girl. Now I have two Men and a Woman.
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Alas the subtleties of the English language where never far up the agenda in a dyslexic Scouser's education.
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Sorry, but that made me laugh
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Beige M sport seats, wood dash
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Wearing a sheepskin coat too?
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Your wife got white stuff all over her face?
I mean the obvious joke is there and I’m resisting!!!!!
On the flip side, people have been commenting on my tan. Love roof down weather.
I mean the obvious joke is there and I’m resisting!!!!!
On the flip side, people have been commenting on my tan. Love roof down weather.