ben g wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:17 am
stevo///m3 wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:10 pm
He does have the minor temporary headache of a £3m+ tax dodge on his plane at the mo, however, according to the Beeb...much as I’m a Lewis fan (now, but not when he first came into F1), he does need to address this, even if it does just mean suing his advisers and donate the damages to a charity...
I'm sure he'll manage fine
he has his fingers in all sorts of pies.
All these tax dodges are usually the fault of the accountant/advisors anyway, so you cn hardly blame the guy for doing it.
We'd all be doing the same if we could get away with it...
Ring ring....”Hello, dodgy dealings for you speaking”
“Yo bro, where’s my money man”
“Ah sorry, can’t tell you that Lewis”
“Why not man”?
“I just can’t son, ok”
“Oh ok, that’s fine, I’m happy with that”
Crackle crackle....“Hello, is that Mr dodgy”?
“Excuse me Lewis one moment we seem to have a crossed line...oh hello Apple, how’s tricks”?
“Oh fine thanks, where’s our money”?
“Ah sorry Apple, I can’t tell you that”
“Just can’t Ok”
“Oh ok, that’s fine”
“Hey man, that’s what the man said to me to man..”
“Oh Hello Mr Hamilton, yes, oh well, doesn’t matter does it, I’m sure it’s all ok, who needs to know where our huge profits sit anyway, this guy sounds very fair doesn’t he”
“Sure thing man, if he says it’s cool, it’s cool. Well I’m jetting off on hols in my big red plane, hopefully this guy will give me some pocket money for sweets”
“Enjoy Lewis, congrats on 4 titles, I’m sure we can hook up at some point and give you cart loads of money to show off our phones”
“Cool man, just give this guy....whoever he is, the money, he’ll deal with it, as he says, we don’t need to know do we”
“Oi ya set ‘o bastrds...give allllll yer fookin money to Africa ya capitalist feckers...dig fookin deep yer rich pair ‘o shites...how fookin dare ya keep all dis money and there be starving feckers in Africa ya bastards.....oi you there..man...where’s all my fookin money ya fecker”?
“Ah mr Geldoff...don’t worry, it’s all safe along with Bono’s”
“Der fook you doin’ with it anyways ya fecker”?
“Ah have no worry Sir Bob, just leave it with us ok”
“To be sure dats foine...I don’t need to feckin know shite anyways...hey Lewis...feck off, yer shite, yer man mad Max will kick yer arse yer fecker...ba bye nooo”
Nope...none of them know anything....
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