That football match

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England were just playing with them, like a cat with a haggis

Corrected that for you.

[Dav the wheel nut]

Expect to see speccy Lineker and Wright have sex with each other live on TV if Germany go out at the group stage such is their hatred for all things German.

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[skelters]

England were just playing with them, like a cat with a mouse

This week the training program for the England team... How to hit a coo on the arse with a banjo followed by an in depth discussion on what the white wooden structure with a net is at each end of the park.

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in depth discussion on what the white wooden structure with a net is at each end of the park.

Oh that's easy! A climbing frame for Scottish fans

[skelters]

in depth discussion on what the white wooden structure with a net is at each end of the park.

Oh that's easy! A climbing frame for Scottish fans

We've not used it as a climbing frame since 1977 when Scotland beat England 2-1, took the goalposts and the pitch.

That wasn't the game that Clemence was nutmegged by Dalglish though. That game was 1976 when Scotland win 2-1.

Vaguely remember those games although I wasn't born when Scotland beat the reigning world champions in 1967 although that was before the modern era of football.

Good to see there's still a good way to go before Scotland are caught in the Unofficial World Champions rankings.
https://www.ufwc.co.uk/

[Nanu]

It was a typical Southgate team performance (Yawn)

PS. How do you get that Italian TV channel?

[Ole gits rule]

England were just playing with them, like a cat with a mouse

This week the training program for the England team... How to hit a coo on the arse with a banjo followed by an in depth discussion on what the white wooden structure with a net is at each end of the park.

I think they are going to put some arrows onto the grass to show which way is forward

[skelters]

England were just playing with them, like a cat with a mouse

This week the training program for the England team... How to hit a coo on the arse with a banjo followed by an in depth discussion on what the white wooden structure with a net is at each end of the park.

I think they are going to put some arrows onto the grass to show which way is forward

Do you think that'll help Engerluuuuund score?

Odds dropping on them winning this.

They need to win on Tuesday to secure the top of the group.

If, and it's a big if, Scotland win by two or three goals and England lose then they might not even get to the last 16 depending on the results in other groups.

My tenner on Italy winning is still safe for another 90 minutes.

[Ole gits rule]

England were just playing with them, like a cat with a mouse
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This week the training program for the England team... How to hit a coo on the arse with a banjo followed by an in depth discussion on what the white wooden structure with a net is at each end of the park.
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I think they are going to put some arrows onto the grass to show which way is forward
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Do you think that'll help Engerluuuuund score?

Odds dropping on them winning this.

They need to win on Tuesday to secure the top of the group.

If, and it's a big if, Scotland win by two or three goals and England lose then they might not even get to the last 16 depending on the results in other groups.

My tenner on Italy winning is still safe for another 90 minutes.


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Nope but it may make them look like they could score.

Never thought they would win - not with GS in charge, far to cautious his first thought is don't lose and his second is safety first.

Need to be a bit more expansive to win tourneys like the Euros - could have a decent side but need a different manager

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To bring this thread back to my initial quandary, it seems I'm not out of the woods yet!
Tomorrow night will have wifey and I in separate rooms, watching separate matches and hurling insults/abuse/encouragement at each other along the hall.
As usual with these things, I will be keeping fingers crossed that both teams get through and the Scottish house contingent will be hoping England fail.

[Argyll Andy]

As usual with these things, I will be keeping fingers crossed that both teams get through and the Scottish house contingent will be hoping England fail.

And we’ll be hoping you don’t say anything stupid enough to involve removal of bodily bits that you hold dear to you

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As usual with these things, I will be keeping fingers crossed that both teams get through and the Scottish house contingent will be hoping England fail.

And we’ll be hoping you don’t say anything stupid enough to involve removal of bodily bits that you hold dear to you

Oh that's not a problem, she already holds them in trust for me!

[Argyll Andy]

As usual with these things, I will be keeping fingers crossed that both teams get through and the Scottish house contingent will be hoping England fail.

And we’ll be hoping you don’t say anything stupid enough to involve removal of bodily bits that you hold dear to you

Oh that's not a problem, she already holds them in trust for me!

At your age you should just be glad she’s still holding them at all

[Flyingfifer]

I predict England win 16 - 0

Smidgen off

It always entertains me how every. single. time. there is any national level championship its basically in the bag for england before the ball is even kicked. Its the undeserved arrogance of it that makes me an ABE kinda guy

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I predict England win 16 - 0

Smidgen off

It always entertains me how every. single. time. there is any national level championship its basically in the bag for england before the ball is even kicked. Its the undeserved arrogance of it that makes me an ABE kinda guy

To be honest, the national level championships in England usually are in the bag for England.
Trouble is these pesky 'International' competitions where they insist on letting the ancillaries in, who then think they are allowed to compete and win stuff. Damn bad show don't yer know!