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by skelters » Mon Jul 12, 2021 4:25 pm
No place anywhere for the behaviour of the minority of English fans last night towards the players. However it does seem to be a recurring theme every competition. Perhaps a ban on any participation would make these idiots think.
What we witnessed for the past month was a severe case of what's being called, "Premature Congratulations".
Scientists believe they've narrowed it down and found that media types, TV and radio pundits along with ex football players who have never won anything at international level suffer from this the most.
Symptoms include an inflated sense of the ability of the England football team, reminiscing about past achievements in 1966, complete disregard for other teams and their talents, changing the subject back to 1966, the weather in 1966 or anything relating to the world cup in 1966 along with complete hatred of Germans.
It has been found that other symptoms include but not limited to smarmy comments, loss of bladder control and generally talking pish (otherwise known as speaking Arry Kane), singing It's coming home along with a feeling of English Exceptionalism, a yearning for Empire lost and a bizarre allegiance to a woman of German descent who wears a crown.
If you think you may have been suffering from Premature Congratulations it can be cured by drinking one bottle of Rio Ferdinands tears.
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skelters on Mon Jul 12, 2021 4:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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