Strange virus side-effects

enuff_zed · Post by **enuff_zed** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:26 pm

Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.

mmm-five · Post by **mmm-five** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:30 pm

enuff_zed wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:26 pm Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.

Has driving been banned? I'm still mowing down anything I can eat.

Had an 'Indian' the other day

enuff_zed · Post by **enuff_zed** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:34 pm

mmm-five wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:30 pm
enuff_zed wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:26 pm Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.
Has driving been banned? I'm still mowing down anything I can eat.

Had an 'Indian' the other day

But I think you have to call them 'First Nations' now???

buzyg · Post by **buzyg** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:39 pm

enuff_zed wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:34 pm
mmm-five wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:30 pm
enuff_zed wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:26 pm Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.
Has driving been banned? I'm still mowing down anything I can eat.

Had an 'Indian' the other day

But I think you have to call them 'First Nations' now???

What if they are American.

enuff_zed · Post by **enuff_zed** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:28 pm

buzyg wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:39 pm
enuff_zed wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:34 pm
mmm-five wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:30 pm Has driving been banned? I'm still mowing down anything I can eat.

Had an 'Indian' the other day

But I think you have to call them 'First Nations' now???
What if they are American.

That is the Americans.

scootr · Post by **scootr** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:09 pm

I think we will see a human population explosion as people will be breeding like rabbits with nothing to do. Watch the December to January birth rate... Invest your savings in diaper and baby food companies now.

enuff_zed · Post by **enuff_zed** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:11 pm

scootr wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:09 pm I think we will see a human population explosion as people will be breeding like rabbits with nothing to do. Watch the December to January birth rate... Invest your savings in diaper and baby food companies now.

Well I will definitely be one of the investors, not one of the breeders!

Though a bit of practicing can't hurt

buzyg · Post by **buzyg** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:25 pm

enuff_zed wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:28 pm
buzyg wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:39 pm
enuff_zed wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:34 pm

But I think you have to call them 'First Nations' now???
What if they are American.
That is the Americans.

Fare enough they certainly don't stick around to check out road kill.

skelters · Post by **skelters** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:58 pm

scootr wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:09 pm I think we will see a human population explosion as people will be breeding like rabbits with nothing to do. Watch the December to January birth rate... Invest your savings in diaper and baby food companies now.

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TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:07 pm

I can see people have far too much time on their hands

Working from home is not fun when you have Skype for Business, Teams Apps whoever invented these needs something inserting where the sun don't shine

Tim.

scootr · Post by **scootr** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:11 pm

I've worked from home for 11 years. No problem there but, business is on the decline so I've more free time to do the things I've joyfully put off doing for years!

Darkangelv2 · Post by **Darkangelv2** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:12 pm

TitanTim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:07 pm I can see people have far too much time on their hands

Working from home is not fun when you have Skype for Business, Teams Apps whoever invented these needs something inserting where the sun don't shine

Tim.

Yep - i can't get away from the boss anywhere!

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:23 pm

Darkangelv2 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:12 pm
TitanTim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:07 pm I can see people have far too much time on their hands

Working from home is not fun when you have Skype for Business, Teams Apps whoever invented these needs something inserting where the sun don't shine

Tim.
Yep - i can't get away from the boss anywhere!

Problem is it's worse at home as I think all bosses think you're in the garden with a beer so your in the grip of micro managing

Tim.

enuff_zed · Post by **enuff_zed** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:07 pm

I rang my boss and said I'd spilt prosecco on the laptop, then dropped it in the hot tub, so I wouldn't be able to work for a while

Darkangelv2 · Post by **Darkangelv2** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:12 pm

TitanTim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:23 pm
Darkangelv2 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:12 pm
TitanTim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:07 pm I can see people have far too much time on their hands

Working from home is not fun when you have Skype for Business, Teams Apps whoever invented these needs something inserting where the sun don't shine

Tim.
Yep - i can't get away from the boss anywhere!
Problem is it's worse at home as I think all bosses think you're in the garden with a beer so your in the grip of micro managing

Tim.

Yeah, i've noticed my hours have blurred all over the show now!

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