Off-putting things people say in car adverts

[Ewazix]

So many to choose from!

My pet hate is advertisers passive-aggressively blabbing on about how reluctant they are to sell and how lucky you'd be to prise it away from them before they tuck it away 'till spring. "No offers!".

I find it a real turn-off and makes the seller look like the mirror image of a tyre kicking, time wasting dreamer?

[buzyg]

One carefull lady owner. Perhaps more a cliche than an actual phrase people use these days.

[enuff_zed]

One carefull lady owner. Perhaps more a cliche than an actual phrase people use these days.

I consider myself a careful, lady owner.
Though she prefers to see it as an equal partnership

[srhutch]

One carefull lady owner. Perhaps more a cliche than an actual phrase people use these days.

Only bettered by

1. Never driven in the rain
2. Always run on V-Power

Even better when quoting 5 previous owners

[buzyg]

One carefull lady owner. Perhaps more a cliche than an actual phrase people use these days.

I consider myself a careful, lady owner.
Though she prefers to see it as an equal partnership

I bought my Fiat Coupe from a one. Then spent 10 years paying my mechanic's mortgage for him.

[Crazy Harry]

I always see these as warning signs 'appreciating classic' or 'body condition commensurate with age'; followed closely by 'first to see will buy'.

[Marlon]

Motorway miles

[PinkPineapple44]

Pulls like a train always gets me

[Smartbear]

Pulls like a train always gets me

They don’t pull that hard

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Rob

[IRD]

‘First to see will buy’ and ‘very reluctant sale’. There are so many that could be quoted. It’s really refreshing when you read a straightforward ad with no surplus dressing.

[scootr]

Low miles = more than you have put on your last 2 or 3 cars combined.

[buzyg]

Pulls like a train always gets me

They don’t pull that hard
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Rob

There's some serious extra weight to be pulled there.

[JamieZ4C]

'Genuine reason for sale' gets me.

That could literally mean anything!

[Mr Tidy]

"In the most sought-after colour combination" - by whom?

When it is Black with Black that's my most un-sought after combination! (apologies to anyone who likes/has it).

[Chris_D]

‘New baby forces sale of my pride and joy’

Well you put your dick in it mate, what did you expect??