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Zed / driving phrases you find annoying, irritating or just plain stupid

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Post by DPG » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:48 pm

“Fully loaded”

“I’d buy that if it was....(insert reason why you aren’t interested)”

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Post by Pastry » Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:31 pm

‘Coupe for added stiffness’ :roll: and they drive like an old lady :D
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Post by Crazy Harry » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:25 pm

Genuine reason for sale :?

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Post by IRD » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:30 pm

“I am in no hurry to sell” :poke:

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Post by MattZCars » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:40 pm

Always garaged....when he's owned it less than a year and there are at least 4 previous owners...

In a similar vein

Always run on Shell V power.....

Never seen rain....

Washed & polished every week.....

Or....

You won't find a better one....

Absolutely gutted to be selling....

:rofl: ....so many....
2006 2.5i SE on 17" daisies without runflats! :thumbsup: already busy.... :play: :P

Assorted other sheds on wheels :driving: ....including..

Z3 2.2
+ Others I won't admit to yet... :oops:

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Post by buzyg » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:48 pm

Lance wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:13 pm Nicknames for cars. My car is called Betsy :x ffs!

Abbreviations - Zed, Vette, Stang etc, just makes me cringe!
Just so you know.

Our Mx5 is called Ruby
Our Z4MR is called wizzy car
Our Mazda 2 is called Baby Blue.

Oh and wtf is a Stang. :lol:
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Post by Ewazix » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:57 pm

"Pulling the trigger"

You're buying a gear knob / spoiler / car, not taking out a world leader or making a pre-emptive nuclear strike FFS! :rcard:
2003 2.5 SE, low miles, Sterling Grey, 108's & Eagles, no stubby here! Unmolested.
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Post by Lance » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:24 pm

buzyg wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:48 pm
Lance wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:13 pm Nicknames for cars. My car is called Betsy :x ffs!

Abbreviations - Zed, Vette, Stang etc, just makes me cringe!
Just so you know.

Our Mx5 is called Ruby
Our Z4MR is called wizzy car
Our Mazda 2 is called Baby Blue.

Oh and wtf is a Stang. :lol:
On numerous occasions I’ve heard a Mustang referred to as a Stang.

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Post by buzyg » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:26 pm

Lance wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:24 pm
buzyg wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:48 pm
Lance wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:13 pm Nicknames for cars. My car is called Betsy :x ffs!

Abbreviations - Zed, Vette, Stang etc, just makes me cringe!
Just so you know.

Our Mx5 is called Ruby
Our Z4MR is called wizzy car
Our Mazda 2 is called Baby Blue.

Oh and wtf is a Stang. :lol:
On numerous occasions I’ve heard a Mustang referred to as a Stang.
New one on me. :)
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Post by greg81 » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:45 pm

"lahvley Buzylar"

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Post by Mr Tidy » Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:52 pm

Pastry wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:31 pm ‘Coupe for added stiffness’ and they drive like an old lady
Well I'd hate to disappoint you! :P

But how does an old lady drive anyway?
Coupes because stunning!
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Gone - Montego Blue
Gone - Ruby Black

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Post by wspohn » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:04 am

As a Canadian, calling them a 'Zee 4' hits me like fingernails on a blackboard. Yes, OK - if you are an American and want to talk about your Z28 Camaro (but why??) then pronounce it the way you like, but in much of the world, they are Zed 4s.
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Post by sars » Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:30 am

Stating that any two seater convertible is not a sports car :poke:
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Gone 2017 Iridium SL400, 2015 435d xDrive Convertible, 2012 E350 CDi Convertible, 2010 DSB Z4 sdrive30i, 2008 Audi A4 Cabriolet, 2006 Phoenix Yellow Z4 2.5Si, 2003 Saab 9-3 Convertible

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Post by Dav the wheel nut » Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:56 am

One careful owner.....and 5 that didn’t give a toss
Folder full of receipts.....it’s needed so much work done to it cos it’s crap heap
Never been on a track......but I’ve ranted the bollocks off it on the road

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Post by Chippie » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:03 am

Lady owner
Ok if you don’t mind the switches scratched from long false nails, dash scratched from the large bunch of keys, holes in floor mat from stiletto heals, make up all over the seats, and not forgetting every wheel curbed.
Although there are always exceptions to the rule (my better half for example)😁
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