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Post by john-e89 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:14 pm

This similarity just struck me, bear with....(some t**t yuppie taught me that...)

BMW builds a car from scratch, let’s use the G29 as an example as it’s a Zed and new, most will by now surely know of its teething problems, brake ducts, screens, seat sensor etc, it happens with a new model, however, BMW wash their hands of it, don’t want to know, screw it, or make it so difficult to get the problem sorted it hardly seems worth it, if they sort it at all with the seat sensor trimming farce and brake ducts...

.....God, to those that believe, made man, (a complete load of bollocks as science has proved with carbon dating etc, evolution, brought on by the asteroid hitting earth approx 13.8 bill years ago (off the top of my head) and sent us spinning 23 1/2 deg off centre, thus gravity was formed etc, etc, etc, let’s ignore what made the universe as no one knows and it’s irrelevant here) so if this God made man then whatever form God takes made a lot of errors, we really don’t need to go into the countless atrocities over the thousands of years man has been Homo sapiens, we all know the horrors, and God does nothing about his creation either, if you’re going to make something, and errors will be made, that’s a given, but do something about them, don’t just say f**k it, not my problem.

You see the similarity..?





( I will admit I’ve had a hard day and made up for it with a couple.....of Vodka oranges...)
Massey Ferguson 718 GTS....what were they thinking.....and yet I still bought one..... :oops:
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Post by buzyg » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:18 pm

Have you had a tipple.. :wink:
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Post by Jollyjoiner » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:35 pm

Can I suggest you have another couple of Vodka oranges :rofl:
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Post by john-e89 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:47 pm

Yeah but tell me I’m wrong...
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Post by Smartbear » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:54 pm

john-e89 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:47 pm
Yeah but tell me I’m wrong...
I think god gave more than 3 years warranty for his creation? :?
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Post by john-e89 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:56 pm

Smartbear wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:54 pm
john-e89 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:47 pm
Yeah but tell me I’m wrong...
I think god gave more than 3 years warranty for his creation? :?
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Nope nil poi Roberto....zero warranty
Massey Ferguson 718 GTS....what were they thinking.....and yet I still bought one..... :oops:
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Post by Jollyjoiner » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:59 pm

john-e89 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:47 pm
Yeah but tell me I’m wrong...
I don't know, I know nothing :rofl:
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Post by Smartbear » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:06 pm

john-e89 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:56 pm
Smartbear wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:54 pm
john-e89 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:47 pm
Yeah but tell me I’m wrong...
I think god gave more than 3 years warranty for his creation? :?
Rob
Nope nil poi Roberto....zero warranty
But still running after 13.8 billion years & no recalls :P
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e89 Sdrive 30i, this ones busted, pass me another...
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Post by john-e89 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:07 pm

Smartbear wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:06 pm
john-e89 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:56 pm
Smartbear wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:54 pm
I think god gave more than 3 years warranty for his creation? :?
Rob
Nope nil poi Roberto....zero warranty
But still running after 13.8 billion years & no recalls :P
Rob
No recalls as he/she has seemingly washed his/her whatever, hands of us.
Massey Ferguson 718 GTS....what were they thinking.....and yet I still bought one..... :oops:
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Post by road warrior » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:38 pm

john-e89 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:07 pm
Smartbear wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:06 pm
john-e89 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:56 pm
Nope nil poi Roberto....zero warranty
But still running after 13.8 billion years & no recalls :P
Rob
No recalls as he/she has seemingly washed his/her whatever, hands of us.
sold as seen mate.. feck orf :lol:
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Post by MrPT » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:37 pm

Somewhere there’s a parallel universe just like ours but with Toyota badges.

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Post by Number5 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:02 pm

What was all that about ? :scratchhead:
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