Must admit is my favourite so far, as totally mystified about the Rubber Duck... as not sure means the same as in the Urban Dictionary
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
- Jembo
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
Joined the dark side with a ///M Hell Bronze Sepang Coupe
Ex Aug 2005 Maldives Blue 3 litre cruizer, lots of toyz,
Lifer 54
Ex Aug 2005 Maldives Blue 3 litre cruizer, lots of toyz,
Lifer 54
- Bing
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
Hit it !
De ne de ne de, duh
De ne de ne de, duh
Mwahhhhh, ma ma ma maaaah meehhhh
Current... Silver Grey ///M Roadster, non-flimper spec, Imola Red nappa, permanent ear-to-ear grin
Previous... 3.0Si Sport Roadster, Black Sapphire, Dream Red leather with lots of toys and lots of mods...
Previous... 3.0Si Sport Roadster, Black Sapphire, Dream Red leather with lots of toys and lots of mods...
- Chris_D
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
I also completely forgot to add:
Jimmy Tarbuck's 'Big book of jokes'
Tom O'Connor's 'How to keep a captive audience entertained'
Tickling stick
This should make the complete collection of items a little more understandable, i.e. it's not an abduction kit.
Well it is sort of, but not in the Peter Sutcliffe modus.
E85 3.0i roadie (03) 'Benny'. E93 320d M-Sport Cabrio (11) 'Bob'.
'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.
'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
The key
Me
My wife or my girlfriend
Suntan lotion
Me
My wife or my girlfriend
Suntan lotion
2011 sDrive 35i Alpine White
100,000 miles 3rd owner
Other BMW is a 2016 C650 Sport scooter-beast
100,000 miles 3rd owner
Other BMW is a 2016 C650 Sport scooter-beast
- Smartbear
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
I hope they both don’t read the forum
Rob
e89 Sdrive 20i, plenty of mumbo & good economy-the thinking bears z4
e89 Sdrive 30i, this ones busted, pass me another...
e85 3.0si sold
- Jembo
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
... if they do ...
Joined the dark side with a ///M Hell Bronze Sepang Coupe
Ex Aug 2005 Maldives Blue 3 litre cruizer, lots of toyz,
Lifer 54
Ex Aug 2005 Maldives Blue 3 litre cruizer, lots of toyz,
Lifer 54
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
Sunglasses
Microfibre
Quick detailer
Aux cable
BT adapter
Tyre iron
Washer fluid
Water
Microfibre
Quick detailer
Aux cable
BT adapter
Tyre iron
Washer fluid
Water
2007 3.0si Coupe, LED interior lights, Stubby, ZHP, AC Schnitzers, 15mm spacers on the rear. 1993 Modified Pre-Cat TVR Griffith, Ducati Monster 821, MV Agusta F3 675
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
Years ago the story goes that Italian police had to stop sending the photos taken by speed cameras of the front seat of speeding cars along with the ticket to the offender's home address, because too many of the wives would detect an unfamiliar (to them) lady riding in the passenger seat with their husbands.
2011 sDrive 35i Alpine White
100,000 miles 3rd owner
Other BMW is a 2016 C650 Sport scooter-beast
100,000 miles 3rd owner
Other BMW is a 2016 C650 Sport scooter-beast
- Tinker15
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
I’m leaving for France tomorrow in the E89 (700+ miles) and will be staying for 2 months. In the car will be:
1 litre oil
Cap
Wash mitt
Sunglasses
Leather
Micro fibre cloth
Tyre inflator
Slime
Rats tails
USB Charger & cable
iPhone holder
Wife
5 litres Dulux Silk emulsion (you should see the price of paint in France!)
1 litre oil
Cap
Wash mitt
Sunglasses
Leather
Micro fibre cloth
Tyre inflator
Slime
Rats tails
USB Charger & cable
iPhone holder
Wife
5 litres Dulux Silk emulsion (you should see the price of paint in France!)
- Bing
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
So in the cabin :
Suntan lotion spray, plus a cloth for hands
Baseball cap & wooly hat
Pen & paper
Certificate of insurance
Sunglasses
Teeny allen key in case gear knob comes loose
Cloth for wiping up water ingress when the roof is down & it's raining
Phone holder & charger are 'installed'
Mini USB charger
Toll change
In the boot :
Side covers in the summer
Couple of hi-viz vests
Another baseball cap
Couple of microfibre cloths
Leather cleaning wipes
Latex gloves
1ltr oil
Puncture repair kit - slime includes compressor
Digital tyre pressure / tread depth monitor
Some spare bulbs & fuses
Picnic blanket & towel
Brollie
Probably other stuff I've forgotten
Suntan lotion spray, plus a cloth for hands
Baseball cap & wooly hat
Pen & paper
Certificate of insurance
Sunglasses
Teeny allen key in case gear knob comes loose
Cloth for wiping up water ingress when the roof is down & it's raining
Phone holder & charger are 'installed'
Mini USB charger
Toll change
In the boot :
Side covers in the summer
Couple of hi-viz vests
Another baseball cap
Couple of microfibre cloths
Leather cleaning wipes
Latex gloves
1ltr oil
Puncture repair kit - slime includes compressor
Digital tyre pressure / tread depth monitor
Some spare bulbs & fuses
Picnic blanket & towel
Brollie
Probably other stuff I've forgotten
Current... Silver Grey ///M Roadster, non-flimper spec, Imola Red nappa, permanent ear-to-ear grin
Previous... 3.0Si Sport Roadster, Black Sapphire, Dream Red leather with lots of toys and lots of mods...
Previous... 3.0Si Sport Roadster, Black Sapphire, Dream Red leather with lots of toys and lots of mods...
- mr.tourette
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
mankini, flip flops, knotted handkerchief
if its got tits or tyres..its trouble
- Jembo
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
Is this what you carry?Cees Klumper wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:25 am Years ago the story goes that Italian police had to stop sending the photos taken by speed cameras of the front seat of speeding cars along with the ticket to the offender's home address, because too many of the wives would detect an unfamiliar (to them) lady riding in the passenger seat with their husbands.
Understood was the French who had to make their Speed Cameras only rear facing because of this...
Joined the dark side with a ///M Hell Bronze Sepang Coupe
Ex Aug 2005 Maldives Blue 3 litre cruizer, lots of toyz,
Lifer 54
Ex Aug 2005 Maldives Blue 3 litre cruizer, lots of toyz,
Lifer 54
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
generally have a rain mac, hi vis, and the car's tyre kit but that's about it really..
That said the van is usually the opposite, battery pack, heavy duty trolly, bike ramp, ratchet straps, a coat, roal of garage cloths, some sort of bag, spare shoes, small tool kit, small detailing kit, wheel brace and there's probably more!
That said the van is usually the opposite, battery pack, heavy duty trolly, bike ramp, ratchet straps, a coat, roal of garage cloths, some sort of bag, spare shoes, small tool kit, small detailing kit, wheel brace and there's probably more!
Z4M Roadster - Gone but not forgotten
E92 M3 | 981 Boxster S | Corvette C4 | 996 911 Gemballa |XR8 | Whatever else is lurking in the garage
E92 M3 | 981 Boxster S | Corvette C4 | 996 911 Gemballa |XR8 | Whatever else is lurking in the garage
- enzed4
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
Hope
and a prayer,
but the rattle's still there.
Oh the despair,
It's just not fair...
and a prayer,
but the rattle's still there.
Oh the despair,
It's just not fair...
Gone: 2010 35i DCT
Gone: 2008 2.5Si Sport
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What essentials are always in your Zed?
22 year old brunette with large basooms! Sorry my mind was wandering back 30,years ,!!
Stirling grey 3.0 bog standard apart from DLV back box