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Post by john-e89 » Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:38 pm

I’ve always bought cheaper petrol equipment for garden stuff, hard to justify Stihl unless it’s your job, apart from a lawn mower, but having had what is truly a nasty pile of Russian crap leaf vac, yesterday I bought a Stihl, buy cheap buy twice is my philosophy with hand power tools so I thought no, I’ll get the best.....or so I thought....assembled it this morning, went out to play on the drive where after two mins Mr postie thrust a bundle of junk mail in my hand, then the gestapo came out to take said mail off me, looked at it, muttered something about a pile of junk, then she proceeded to back straight over my brand new, run for two mins toy. Well ok, these things happen, but I was pretty miffed that this ‘King of tools’ couldn’t take a mere 2 and half tons of RR Evoque being parked on top of it.....seems even Stihl have sold out to cheapness..... :x :headbang:
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Post by Dav the wheel nut » Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:44 pm

Stihl chainsaws aren't what they used to be :cry:

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Post by mmm-five » Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:56 pm

That’s Stihl consumer level though, the professional level will survive a caterpillar driving over it....possibly :poke:
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Post by Smartbear » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:17 pm

mmm-five wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:56 pm That’s Stihl consumer level though, the professional level will survive a caterpillar driving over it....possibly :poke:
Wow, that’s pretty sturdy in my book! :o
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Post by RickRob » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:39 pm

Get the gestapo a micro car! :D
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Post by buzyg » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:40 pm

Buy cheap buy twice works for me. Most stuff like this doesn't get used enough to break. :wink: Different buying something I am going to use every day. Then I buy the best I can afford. :thumbsup:
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Post by firebobby » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:45 pm

I blame the dope who left it on the drive :poke: :poke:
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Post by PerryGunn » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:12 pm

john-e89 wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:38 pm ...then she proceeded to back straight over my brand new, run for two mins toy...
Hope you're going to claim on her insurance? :poke:
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Post by IRD » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:23 pm

I bet it was your fault! :tumbleweed: just own up and take the blame. Happy wife, happy life.

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Post by Zoomer » Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:15 pm

It's only a scratch John, just use a bit of tcut and it'll be like new
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Post by Mr Tidy » Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:11 pm

You know it's always going to be your fault, John. :rofl:

Get the gaffa tape out!
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Post by Crazy Harry » Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:25 pm

Zip ties and gaffa tape - good as new :thumbsup:

Must be a photo on here to help you

http://whitetrashrepairs.com/

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Post by john-e89 » Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:28 pm

Mr Tidy wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:11 pm You know it's always going to be your fault, John. :rofl:

Get the gaffa tape out!
Tape out and back up and running within 5mins MrT.... :thumbsup:

You know what I always say about tools, you only need a hammer, a screwdriver and 10 rolls of gaffa tape in the trade....anything else is just unnecessary baggage.... :lol:
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Post by john-e89 » Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:30 pm

Crazy Harry wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:25 pm Zip ties and gaffa tape - good as new :thumbsup:

Must be a photo on here to help you

http://whitetrashrepairs.com/
:rofl: Ha..! Not seen that site before....!! :thumbsup:
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Post by john-e89 » Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:32 pm

firebobby wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:45 pm I blame the dope who left it on the drive :poke: :poke:
Oh yeah, and Fred, this is the 2nd time this week I’ve had to tell you.....
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