Things People Would Never Say

Phoenixboy · Post by **Phoenixboy** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:08 pm

I will start it off

Does anyone know when the D.F.S sale starts.

Nictrix · Post by **Nictrix** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:43 pm

In a gay bar

Can I push your stool in?

RustyZ4 · Post by **RustyZ4** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:50 pm

Ring Ring ,,,,,,, yes of course I would like you to take up my PPI claim

john-e89 · Post by **john-e89** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:43 pm

Diane Abbott for PM....

“Ooohh can I lick the sweat out of your butt crack after you’re first ever jog Mr Prescott...”

SpiketheBike · Post by **SpiketheBike** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:23 pm

Of course I'll buy the new Z4.

greg81 · Post by **greg81** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:08 am

Katie Hopkins is my favourite human being. So beautiful and kind

JamieZ4C · Post by **JamieZ4C** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:37 am

Chips or boiled potatoes, sir?

Boiled potatoes please.

Phoenixboy · Post by **Phoenixboy** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:50 am

I'm sorry but your ass does look big in that dress

jabber · Post by **jabber** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:31 am

Of course I was looking at the stunning blonde

blackabbot · Post by **blackabbot** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:21 pm

Diane Abbot is drop dead f@@kin gorgeous

buzyg · Post by **buzyg** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:56 pm

Alonso, what a great engine.

greg81 · Post by **greg81** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:59 pm

"Force India will be on the front row at Spa in 2018"

Oh wait...

buzyg · Post by **buzyg** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:27 pm

Vettle, I love it when it rains.

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