A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC, nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the driver's window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, what's going on?
Terrorists have kidnapped all of our politicians during a session of Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car collecting donations.
How much is everyone giving, on average the driver asks.
The man replies, roughly two gallons.
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