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Post by Citation 650 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:49 pm

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC, nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the driver's window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, what's going on?

Terrorists have kidnapped all of our politicians during a session of Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car collecting donations.

How much is everyone giving, on average the driver asks.

The man replies, roughly two gallons.

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Post by Mr Tidy » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:50 pm

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Post by buzyg » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:16 am

:lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:
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Post by WLH » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:05 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by RustyZ4 » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:47 pm

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Post by GAZA62 » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:34 am

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Post by jabber » Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:30 am

:rofl:
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Post by BRI-2112 » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:51 pm

:lol:

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