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Ducklakeview
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Ambition...

Post by Ducklakeview » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:49 pm

An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."...
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"..


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Post by RustyZ4 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:31 pm

:rofl:
Z4 Mineral Grey, 28i MSport Auto, lots of goodies
Z4 E85 3.0, gone but now with son :D
Growing Old is Mandatory But Growing Up is Optional

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Post by Grumpyowl » Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:26 pm

:rofl:

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Post by Zoomer » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:17 pm

:headbang: just knew that was coming
Sterling Grey 3.0i E85 Black Heated Leather M sports seats , 224's ,Sat Nav, Bluetooth, Xenons, PDC, Gaptech ,Cruise and a nice warm garage. NOW GONE
Silver 3.0i Z4 NOW GONE

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Post by Swiftly » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:30 pm

:rofl:
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Replacement, G29 Z4 M40i Lci in Alpine White :wub:
Gone G29 Z4 M40i in San Francisco Red
Gone F22 M240i auto coupe in Estoril Blue
Gone 2007 E85 3.0si Sport in Silver Grey,

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Post by Chris_D » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:44 pm

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E85 3.0i roadie (03) 'Benny'. E93 320d M-Sport Cabrio (11) 'Bob'.
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'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.

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Post by Ducklakeview » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:39 pm

Chris_D wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:44 pmPhoto 07-11-2016, 19 40 37.jpg
Welcome back m8!

Mike

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Post by Chris_D » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:13 pm

Ducklakeview wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:39 pm
Chris_D wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:44 pmPhoto 07-11-2016, 19 40 37.jpg
Welcome back m8!

Mike
aiight fella :wink:
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Post by buzyg » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:17 pm

:D :lol: :thumbsup:
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