Lost & Found

[Taz]

I just throw this girly in the passenger seat.....no chance I’ll forget where it is with her waiting.....

She’s a bit rough round the edges but I’m very forgiving....

There's quite a few members who've forgot what to do with somebody like that lol

[john-e89]

I just throw this girly in the passenger seat.....no chance I’ll forget where it is with her waiting.....

She’s a bit rough round the edges but I’m very forgiving....

There's quite a few members who've forgot what to do with somebody like that lol

We might as well face the inevitable Taz, there’s probably no one on here that could pull her....most of us are grumpy old gits.....

[pvr]

As it is a left hand drive, she will be European and as a fellow European I have a major advantage there. Might even speak her language

[PerryGunn]

As it is a left hand drive, she will be European and as a fellow European I have a major advantage there. Might even speak her language

Doubt it - the lack of hairy pits probably points to her being American but, whatever her nationality, you'll have the same problem you always have... if you go anywhere near her your wife will kill you

[john-e89]

As it is a left hand drive, she will be European and as a fellow European I have a major advantage there. Might even speak her language

Doubt it - the lack of hairy pits probably points to her being American but, whatever her nationality, you'll have the same problem you always have... if you go anywhere near her your wife will kill you

WHAT....????? You mean she likes him...????

[BMWZ4MC]

You rotters can poke fun all you want, fact is I captivated Eunice there within a couple of minutes of us meeting, she even took my picture she was so smitten....HA....!!! Whose laughing now losers....

OMG John, what have you been up to
Is that your lunch box

John, you need to see a doctor urgently, your lunch box has turned blue

[PerryGunn]

As it is a left hand drive, she will be European and as a fellow European I have a major advantage there. Might even speak her language

Doubt it - the lack of hairy pits probably points to her being American but, whatever her nationality, you'll have the same problem you always have... if you go anywhere near her your wife will kill you

WHAT....????? You mean she likes him...????

Since when was 'liking you' a requirement for a wife to kill you for looking at another woman...

[pvr]

My life insurance just expired, so I am safe until I get another one sorted

[john-e89]

John, you need to see a doctor urgently, your lunch box has turned blue

It’s me legs I’m more bothered about.....

[PerryGunn]

My life insurance just expired, so I am safe until I get another one sorted

You're working under the assumption that Sharon hasn't already done so... a spouse has an insurable interest in the life their husband/wife and may purchase insurance on the life of that person - doesn't need their consent or even that they are informed of the policy....

[BMWZ4MC]

It’s me legs I’m more bothered about.....

Looking good John

[john-e89]

My life insurance just expired, so I am safe until I get another one sorted

You're working under the assumption that Sharon hasn't already done so... a spouse has an insurable interest in the life their husband/wife and may purchase insurance on the life of that person - doesn't need their consent or even that they are informed of the policy....

[pvr]

My life insurance just expired, so I am safe until I get another one sorted

You're working under the assumption that Sharon hasn't already done so... a spouse has an insurable interest in the life their husband/wife and may purchase insurance on the life of that person - doesn't need their consent or even that they are informed of the policy....

So that woman touching me up everywhere was actually a medic for the insurance company?

[PerryGunn]

My life insurance just expired, so I am safe until I get another one sorted

You're working under the assumption that Sharon hasn't already done so... a spouse has an insurable interest in the life their husband/wife and may purchase insurance on the life of that person - doesn't need their consent or even that they are informed of the policy....

So that woman touching me up everywhere was actually a medic for the insurance company?

Not all policies require a medical... she's probably gone with these on a weekly payment basis (on the basis that she won't be paying for long)

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[Ducklakeview]

PMSL @ these replies!

John, if you use "Waze" for navigation (Android/Crapple) it automatically logs where you parked, and when you reopen it, gives you walking directions to the car.

Mike