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FOR SALE 2004 Ford Fiesta on eBay...

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Post by PerryGunn » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:39 pm

Someone with a sense of humour wrote the ad for this https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233113174403
The seller wrote: Oi Oi Oi.. Fiesta 1-25 Finesse £399 Mot May, NO OFFERS, taken in part exchange & want rid ASAP - price fixed, sold as a project with Invoice stating that the Car is sold as a renovation undertaking for legality reasons..

£395 Fiesta with all documents with us ready to transfer. Bring your iD to buy, we don’t sell to anyone under 35 or has names like Poppy, Snowflake, Tarquin or Precious who wear scarves and arrive in Daddy’s BMW to look at a car that they think they can buy and return it 5 days later when a false nail breaks and she’s All heartbroken as it was inevitably the cars fault that she broke her nail in the car!! These are the same bastards that buy 7 dresses from Amazon, choose 1 and send the other 6 back SO after a while all the silly little girlies and even the lady boys NOW think that whatever they buy is subject to the same conditions in regards to the fact that one day they can have a mental illness and claim it was the car that drove them to shut down all their Media outlets and should suffer NO loss because it was our fault!! You couldn’t make it up! So thankfully I’m so Chuffed to be able to say GO AWAY to those types of buyers..
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Post by Mr Tidy » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:10 pm

:rofl: :thumbsup:
Coupes because stunning!
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Gone - Montego Blue
Gone - Ruby Black

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Post by firebobby » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:25 pm

:lol: :lol:
Just imagine all the snow flakes that were offended by this :rofl:
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Post by john-e89 » Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:24 pm

firebobby wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:25 pm :lol: :lol:
Just imagine all the snow flakes that were offended by this :rofl:
Too many to count Fred....wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many... :rofl:
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Post by jabber » Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:41 pm

:rofl:
Z less again
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Post by road warrior » Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:46 pm

wonderful.. :thumbsup:
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.

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