Competitive hot-dog eating mask

PerryGunn · Post by **PerryGunn** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:49 pm

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buzyg · Post by **buzyg** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:14 pm

PerryGunn wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:49 pm HotDog.png

Forum member cry for help. As prized weekend toy is misrepresented in advert.

enzed4 · Post by **enzed4** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:45 am

Bring out the gimp....

Post by **srhutch** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:51 am

I’m sure Perry has tried to sell this on here before.

PerryGunn · Post by **PerryGunn** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:58 am

srhutch wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:51 am I’m sure Perry has tried to sell this on here before.

Nope, that was my tube commuting outfit (slightly soiled)

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This one's more like Cindy's cooking ensemble - she hates getting splashed with chip fat

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firebobby · Post by **firebobby** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:59 pm

Your Tube suit really shows off your paunch Perry

PerryGunn · Post by **PerryGunn** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:04 pm

firebobby wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:59 pm Your Tube suit really shows off your paunch Perry

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Jembo · Post by **Jembo** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:32 pm

srhutch wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:51 am I’m sure Perry has tried to sell this on here before.

I understood he did, then bought it back again 3 months later so he could snif & lick the fermented new flavours.

It’s obviously for sale again to mature it some more... before Perry buys it back yet again

BMWZ4MC · Post by **BMWZ4MC** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:02 pm

I’m very disappointed - I opened this thread because I genuinely need a replacement for my current competitive hot dog eating mask, and all I see is you bastards rubbishing someone’s honest for sale thread yet again! I just don’t know what this forum is coming to

enzed4 · Post by **enzed4** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:13 am

BMWZ4MC wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:02 pm I’m very disappointed - I opened this thread because I genuinely need a replacement for my current competitive hot dog eating mask, and all I see is you bastards rubbishing someone’s honest for sale thread yet again! I just don’t know what this forum is coming to

SOLD! (To BMWZ4MC). Hope Sydney Customs don't seize it at the airport, mate

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BMWZ4MC · Post by **BMWZ4MC** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:11 am

It’ll need to be smuggled in - they’re offended by anything that might contaminate the indigenous biota, most especially Perry’s smegma. So say the signs at the airport anyway

MrPT · Post by **MrPT** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:22 am

service history?

PerryGunn · Post by **PerryGunn** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:11 am

MrPT wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:22 am service history?

It's often been put into service and definitely been oiled regularly.....

buzyg · Post by **buzyg** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:25 pm

PerryGunn wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:11 am
MrPT wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:22 am service history?
It's often been put into service and definitely been oiled regularly.....

One carefully owner.

Chris_D · Post by **Chris_D** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:02 pm

I dont get the design tbh. Surely no-one can ingest hotdogs via those top 2 holes, via the eyesockets? Or have I just led a sheltered life so far?
I propose that this is obviously a stage 1 failed prototype up for sale.

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