One would therefore assume that said Succubus has exhausted you to the point of confusing your grammar a little?
Not joined yet? Register for free and enjoy features such as alerts, private messaging and viewing latest posts and topics.
WANTED Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
- enuff_zed
- Lifer
- Posts: 14758
- Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:05 am
- Location: Attleborough, Norfolk
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
-
- Member
- Posts: 204
- Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:26 pm
- Location: North Hampshire
-
- Member
- Posts: 151
- Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:21 pm
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
Dear Comrade enuff-Zed,
Nay, good sir, it is your goodself in making an critique of my grammar, have concocted an most exiguous single letter sort of miniature catachresis ......
Naturally, I shall bear you no ill will, or even the most minuscule of grudge whatsoever; but of course in the circumstances of the deshabille succubus had I made such an cataclysmic error as that inferred and implied, (which so easily could have happened given the circumstances of last night) I would have immediately craved your forgiveness.
With kind regards,
Z4MAD of Candlewick Cottage
Nay, good sir, it is your goodself in making an critique of my grammar, have concocted an most exiguous single letter sort of miniature catachresis ......
Naturally, I shall bear you no ill will, or even the most minuscule of grudge whatsoever; but of course in the circumstances of the deshabille succubus had I made such an cataclysmic error as that inferred and implied, (which so easily could have happened given the circumstances of last night) I would have immediately craved your forgiveness.
With kind regards,
Z4MAD of Candlewick Cottage
- enuff_zed
- Lifer
- Posts: 14758
- Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:05 am
- Location: Attleborough, Norfolk
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
Being somewhat fed up with your inputs now, I am going to revert to language that the other members can understand more simply:Z4MAD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:19 am Dear Comrade enuff-Zed,
Nay, good sir, it is your goodself in making an critique of my grammar, have concocted an most exiguous single letter sort of miniature catachresis ......
Naturally, I shall bear you no ill will, or even the most minuscule of grudge whatsoever; but of course in the circumstances of the deshabille succubus had I made such an cataclysmic error as that inferred and implied, (which so easily could have happened given the circumstances of last night) I would have immediately craved your forgiveness.
With kind regards,
Z4MAD of Candlewick Cottage
If you are going to talk bollocks, then at least do so with the correct grammatical use of the English language.
'An' before a vowel sound (note, not necessarily a vowel, but a word that sounds as though it starts with a vowel - an hour, for example)
'A' before a consonant sound.
Let me enlighten you further;
Many on here have formed the opinion that you are A t**t, whereas I believe you to be AN arse.
- Scubaregs
- Lifer
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Thu Jul 01, 2021 7:36 am
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
We seem to have a polarised opinion of this member, some find the posts entertaining, others extremely irritating. I suspect the number of the former to drop and the latter increase as time goes on.
Abstinence is fine, in moderation.
San Francisco red G29 30i. BMW S1000r Sport.
San Francisco red G29 30i. BMW S1000r Sport.
- enuff_zed
- Lifer
- Posts: 14758
- Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:05 am
- Location: Attleborough, Norfolk
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
Wearing extremely thin now!
- Scubaregs
- Lifer
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Thu Jul 01, 2021 7:36 am
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
Abstinence is fine, in moderation.
San Francisco red G29 30i. BMW S1000r Sport.
San Francisco red G29 30i. BMW S1000r Sport.
-
- Member
- Posts: 151
- Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:21 pm
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
Dear Enuff-Zed,enuff_zed wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:31 amBeing somewhat fed up with your inputs now, I am going to revert to language that the other members can understand more simply:Z4MAD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:19 am Dear Comrade enuff-Zed,
Nay, good sir, it is your goodself in making an critique of my grammar, have concocted an most exiguous single letter sort of miniature catachresis ......
Naturally, I shall bear you no ill will, or even the most minuscule of grudge whatsoever; but of course in the circumstances of the deshabille succubus had I made such an cataclysmic error as that inferred and implied, (which so easily could have happened given the circumstances of last night) I would have immediately craved your forgiveness.
With kind regards,
Z4MAD of Candlewick Cottage
If you are going to talk bollocks, then at least do so with the correct grammatical use of the English language.
'An' before a vowel sound (note, not necessarily a vowel, but a word that sounds as though it starts with a vowel - an hour, for example)
'A' before a consonant sound.
Let me enlighten you further;
Many on here have formed the opinion that you are A t**t, whereas I believe you to be AN arse.
Oh dear, I am so sorry that I have caused you to have been forced to utilise expletives, when but a little while ago I was showered with compliments. And yet I believe I have done nothing that is intrinsically wrong save for for the omission of, or an addition of, but one single letter the use of which we appear to differ. For myself, I am an logophile, therefore, never would I engage within an logomachy. I am so sorry that I have upset you as it would never be my intention to do so. For myself, I endeavour to be most careful in the handling of others, I never, ever, engage within altercations, even when they may be forced upon me; I resolve any issue within my own soul, by asking myself, "I wonder what sort of day a personage is having and what may be happening within in his, or her, life, to behave in such an tempestuous manner"
May I request, please, that once again you accept my most sincere apology for the offence I appear to have quite unwittingly caused to you.
Thank you.
With kind regards,
Z4MAD
-
- Lifer
- Posts: 8503
- Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:20 pm
- Location: Spaldingski
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
I still think the chap is an genius!
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.
F31 320i. Good car.
E89 20i Now fully dried
Z3 'free litre'. Project and a half. Complicated!
Mazda3 sold
Tatty old R56 Mini Cooper. Money pit!
F31 320i. Good car.
E89 20i Now fully dried
Z3 'free litre'. Project and a half. Complicated!
Mazda3 sold
Tatty old R56 Mini Cooper. Money pit!
- Scubaregs
- Lifer
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Thu Jul 01, 2021 7:36 am
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
Well, reading your signature, you would.
Abstinence is fine, in moderation.
San Francisco red G29 30i. BMW S1000r Sport.
San Francisco red G29 30i. BMW S1000r Sport.
-
- Lifer
- Posts: 8503
- Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:20 pm
- Location: Spaldingski
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.
F31 320i. Good car.
E89 20i Now fully dried
Z3 'free litre'. Project and a half. Complicated!
Mazda3 sold
Tatty old R56 Mini Cooper. Money pit!
F31 320i. Good car.
E89 20i Now fully dried
Z3 'free litre'. Project and a half. Complicated!
Mazda3 sold
Tatty old R56 Mini Cooper. Money pit!
-
- Lifer
- Posts: 3933
- Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:47 pm
- Location: Sunderland
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
Gazooks! a genius per chance but zed less nevertheless
G29 M30i M Sport San Francisco Red
Previous
E89 35is Valencia Orange
E89 28i Crimson
E89 25i White
Previous
E89 35is Valencia Orange
E89 28i Crimson
E89 25i White
- Ole gits rule
- Lifer
- Posts: 4559
- Joined: Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:49 pm
- Location: Pont-y-Pwll
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
He will be seedless from now until eternity, if he ever finds one he wants to buy he will try and pay in groats and then expect a cost down as there is no oxen to make the wheels turn
M4 Vert in Yas Marina Blue
2011 23i M Sport Highline in Alpine White with Smart Top installed - Gone but not forgotten.
2011 23i M Sport Highline in Alpine White with Smart Top installed - Gone but not forgotten.
-
- Lifer
- Posts: 8503
- Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:20 pm
- Location: Spaldingski
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
Bit rude Sean!
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.
F31 320i. Good car.
E89 20i Now fully dried
Z3 'free litre'. Project and a half. Complicated!
Mazda3 sold
Tatty old R56 Mini Cooper. Money pit!
F31 320i. Good car.
E89 20i Now fully dried
Z3 'free litre'. Project and a half. Complicated!
Mazda3 sold
Tatty old R56 Mini Cooper. Money pit!
- Scubaregs
- Lifer
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Thu Jul 01, 2021 7:36 am
Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is
[/quote]He will be seedless from now until eternity.[/quote]
One can only pray..........
One can only pray..........
Abstinence is fine, in moderation.
San Francisco red G29 30i. BMW S1000r Sport.
San Francisco red G29 30i. BMW S1000r Sport.