Dearest Comrade Pondrew,Pondrew wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:27 pmI can't help but smile when I read your ridiculous posts. Admittedly I don't understand most of them, but still make me chuckle.Z4MAD wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:12 pm As an post script to that before written, I note from another thread that you have negotiated the acquisition of an BMW that has four seats but is an convertible. Am I to presuppose that in the light of the aforementioned you will soon commence a thread extolling the virtues of an BMW with four seats?
Have to be a bit careful not to diversify too much on here; it can upset the natives. It is Z4s all the way really (for obvious reasons).
You are allowed to post elsewhere on the forum, you know.
Yay, I say unto you, it is nay my fault that I am not as yet in possession of an BMW; more particularly an BMW Z4 35is. Indeed, I could write an whole tome, a thesis even on the convoluted and indeed serpentine travails that have been set before me by purveyors both private and commercial of the aforementioned thaumaturgical behemothic-motorised horseless carriage. Much of it you would struggle to assimilate or indeed believe such is the diminished degree of veracity of the so-called purveyors. I have no doubt that when I am least expecting such a device to arrive, one will appear, I shall love it and keep it forever (as is my wont) it will spend its entirety of life within my orphanage in which the children of wholly iniquitous personages have been abandoned and cast aside only for their single-parent to beget yet another. And here they are protected, safe and secure within my fort, with its portcullis sustaining their security forevermore.
I have ruminated deeply on this matter; I am by no means colour-prejudiced, but I am thinking that Melbourne Red would look quite swish, as would that lovely mid-blue metallic of which I know not its nomenclature. It seems to me, by way of casual observation that so many cars from all manufacturers are proportionately great in number of a whole panoply of shades from silver, through to dark grey and black with myriad intermediate shades between. I also quite like the yellow which appears to be similar to the Ferrari shade of giallo-fly. Should I acquire such a machine in said colour, I would then have emblazoned along both sides at a height of nine and one half of an inch these words written in jet black copperplate: "Why So Serious?"
With kind regards,
MAD of Spearmint Rhino Manor
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