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Tw*t Magnet
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What is it about our cars that makes every muppet on the road want to try an entice you into having a race. Sick of the little morons racing up behind me, and sitting a few inches off my bumper.
Sorry for rant lol.
Sorry for rant lol.
2013 Z4 20i sDrive.
Remapped, and currently “interior” rattle free.
Early midlife crises and so far loving every minute of it!
Remapped, and currently “interior” rattle free.
Early midlife crises and so far loving every minute of it!
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Trick is to lightly touch the brake pedal, just enough to put the lights on but nothing else, whilst accelerating away.
Annoys the hell out of them
Annoys the hell out of them
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Had a Tesla behind me, i knew i couldn't out accelerate it, so stayed below speed limit
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Or they park so close to you, you can't get into your car. I had one c**t Park with their bumper on mine.
They're just jealous as they drive sprog boxes (usually badly) as a result of poor life choices. I work bloody hard, am careful with my cash and don't drink (excessively) or smoke, so that I can have a car that I enjoy - boils my p*ss when they do stuff like that
They're just jealous as they drive sprog boxes (usually badly) as a result of poor life choices. I work bloody hard, am careful with my cash and don't drink (excessively) or smoke, so that I can have a car that I enjoy - boils my p*ss when they do stuff like that
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Hit the brakes he,ll fly right by
E85 3.oi titan silver,Maldives blue E85 3.0i gone but not forgotten
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I've come to the sad realisation that I drive mine less, esp over here in The Netherlands due to the fact that people here in general drive like tw@ts and also that the zed is in the top tier of tw@t magnets.
E85 3.0i roadie (03) 'Benny'. E93 320d M-Sport Cabrio (11) 'Bob'.
'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.
'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.
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Just keep driving, you’ll lose him eventually
Rob
e89 Sdrive 20i, plenty of mumbo & good economy-the thinking bears z4
e89 Sdrive 30i, this ones busted, pass me another...
e85 3.0si sold
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Or follow them till they have to recharge (about 10 miles should do it) and have a 'recharge/fill up' race. You'll smoke him
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I’ve had my E85 for almost 11 years now, and have encountered very little of this behaviour, nor any verbal abuse that some have previously mentioned on here. TBH, I’d struggle to recall more than a small handful of incidents.
Maybe it’s because I’m old and can’t remember
Maybe it’s because I’m old and can’t remember
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I have had two instances of close tailgating by twa_s, each time i had my roof down, I gave them a quick finger then pointed to and tapped my front-rear dash cam.
The response is immediate, backing off and behaving immediately.
The response is immediate, backing off and behaving immediately.
Mark
Plymouth
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35i
Carmine Red
Black leather
Plymouth
E89
35i
Carmine Red
Black leather
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Definitely agree with it being a magnet for idiots, on the plus side I can recall loads more positive interactions with people at petrol stations etc than issues with muppets.
Funnily enough the only two ‘encounters’ I’ve come across in the last month have been with Sussex Police - luckily just to tell me that they liked my zed whilst crawling in traffic
Funnily enough the only two ‘encounters’ I’ve come across in the last month have been with Sussex Police - luckily just to tell me that they liked my zed whilst crawling in traffic
E85 2.5si
F55 Cooper S
F55 Cooper S
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BMW Z4 30i 2003 auto 107's Whippy Toledo Blue
Beige M sport seats, wood dash
Toyota MR2 NA 1995
Triumph GT6 1972 (project)
Land Rover Discovery 1994 TDI (Tow car)
Mini 1000 1981
Beige M sport seats, wood dash
Toyota MR2 NA 1995
Triumph GT6 1972 (project)
Land Rover Discovery 1994 TDI (Tow car)
Mini 1000 1981
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hahahha Fred u twerp!
E85 3.0i roadie (03) 'Benny'. E93 320d M-Sport Cabrio (11) 'Bob'.
'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.
'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.