As a die hard Trump! supporter, I feel strongly that his presidency has caused the new revival of the long whippy!
For too long, Obama had us at such low expectations. The short stubby was simply an expression of this, although a subliminal one, no doubt.
Now, we have MAGA Trump in office with yuuggeee expectations and now we MUST raise the bar, and thus the antenna as well!
I say now, let our whippys raise as high as our DOW* and lets "Make Aerials Great Again" (MAGA)!!!
* DOW is a stock market thing.
And this is satire. Please, let's all just laugh and roll our eyes. You know this is funny.
Success is earned and so is failure.
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If your buying a used whippy to add to your investment portfolio, be sure to check the usage History to ensure it has never received Chris Evans. Any such Whippies should not be attached to your Zed. Instead they should be packaged securely and sent to Amazon Prime. 
