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Post by Kap'nZ4 » Fri May 10, 2019 12:42 am

Was supposed to be a bright sunshiny day, so I drove the Z4 to work. Roads all twisty turny and fast. Two lanes of pass slow drivers and zoom by them fun....

Yea.. till this happened.

Work days done. I walk out to the car and sit my ass in the seat, turn the key over and she revs to life, I pull my left leg in and start straping the belt on and I notice a car back up from my left side....

It keeps rolling......
I say to my self "you better stop B@#ch...." and of coarse....

WE DONT... we ram right into my car like it does not exist. WTF you stupid C$NT?

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I get out of my car screaming about how much space does your ignorant ass need to back up?
Two lanes of drive isle and you back right the F%#k up into my car?
If you was a man I would be not only Bit#ch slapping you silly but you might also have broken teeth and black eyes.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

She claims, "I did not see you."

I replied, "It's a f$#king parking lot, full of f^%king cars, you maintain that space, not drive like F53king moron. WTF?"
Stupid F%@king C&%t!!!!!!!!


Pretty sure the front end is a replacement, damn sure the light mounting brackets are bent, possibly both, I know the alignment is off and I just had that done two weeks ago. Not sure how deep it will go but she cracked it at a hefty 10mph in the parking lot.

How much space she had to back up....
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Her car.. Undamaged....B#$ch!
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Absolutely LIVID!!!!!!!
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Post by Felix79 » Fri May 10, 2019 1:36 am

Should be punishable by death!

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Post by PerryGunn » Fri May 10, 2019 8:00 am

Felix79 wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 1:36 am Should be punishable by death!
The Kap'n lives in Kansas so, if she keeps driving like that, I'm sure she'll get shot at some point....
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Post by Z4Sparky » Fri May 10, 2019 8:55 am

Bad luck man....but whilst very annoying, at least no one was hurt and cars are repairable.
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Post by mmm-five » Fri May 10, 2019 9:39 am

'cos is black...innit :P

At least you may get a bright new headlight out of it?
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Post by kis » Fri May 10, 2019 11:12 am

At least you caught the old bat! If you weren't in the car and able to shout abuse at her... she probably "wouldn't have noticed" that she crashed into you...and driven off! Just like the "I did not see you" comment! Good luck sorting it OP!
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Post by buzyg » Fri May 10, 2019 12:25 pm

Had pretty much exactly that , happen with my first car 30 + years ago. :cry: Proves women haven't changed much since then. :roll:

The sooner you get it sorted, the sooner you can move on. :wink:
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Post by Crazy Harry » Fri May 10, 2019 12:43 pm

Bu99er hope you can get it repaired without being out of pocket. Not as if its a tight car park!

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Post by enuff_zed » Fri May 10, 2019 12:47 pm

I was going to suggest it would be safer if everyone had to reverse into parking spaces, but then I realised she would never have made it!

Usually, those kind of numpties find a double space and drive through the first one so they're facing out of the second.
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Post by ben g » Fri May 10, 2019 12:58 pm

Sorry to hear this :cry: I've experienced the same, except whoever hit my car in a carpark decided to drive off without leaving any note :headbang:

I walked back to my car to see both rear number plate lights hanging down, along with a lovely scuff on the rear bumper. It's such an awful feeling, but what can you do?

I can't believe someone managed to reverse and hit your car, whilst they had that much space! Unbelievable.
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Post by Chris_D » Fri May 10, 2019 3:22 pm

This literally just happened to me while approaching a chicane in the road. I had right of way but the dizzy b!tch coming towards me decided she wasn't going to wait and give way. So she goes for the gap on my side of the road forcing me to jam on the brakes while she swipes my nearside wing as she squeezes between me and the chicane. Un-fkg-believable!

There was a loud bang and thought the damage was going to be more severe than it was but she decided not to stop and just drive off.
By the time I turned around to pursue she was gone.
I drove back into Vleuten village to see if she had parked up but there were about 100 more sh!tbox Peugeot mum-mobiles parked up. No chance.

Like you OP, a bit livid.
Hope you get your sh!t sorted out. I'm looking at a new wing but I'll probably just paint over the scratch and live with the dent. Until it bugs the hell out of me and I decide to fork out for a proper repair. Grrrrrr :headbang:
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Post by Silva1 » Fri May 10, 2019 3:59 pm

The space which she had to back out into is wider than our motorways..... easily do donuts :driving:

On the flip atleast you were there to catch them and hopefully get it resolved soon :thumbsup:

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Post by Ben f » Fri May 10, 2019 4:30 pm

Some wan#er did this to me last weekend and drove off, I feel ya pain, I've only just calmed down about it, gonna cost me to sort it, it just ain't right or fair :x
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Post by Jembo » Fri May 10, 2019 5:28 pm

Any witnesses?

When I see them coming, a couple of quick blips on the horn tends to keep them away.

As others have said ur lucky were in your car, the number of us that have returned to supermarket rash is horrendous...

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Post by Mr Tidy » Fri May 10, 2019 8:22 pm

Sorry to hear that Kap'n.

The only good thing is you know who did it - I hope you can get it fixed at their expense. :thumbsup:
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